Ice-T And David Hasselhoff Team Up For Rap Album: "He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff."
Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names: Includes such lovelies as Cummingtonite, Moronic Acid, and Homo-erotic Acid.
How it Feels to Get Shot: It's not quite like Hollywood depicts (what a surprise!).
Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment! That'll teach the little brat....
The "Funnies": Not all comics are humourous.
Welcome to America: Foreign reporters are not welcome in the US. Really not welcome.
Big, bold butter dogs lap up porno stud roles: "Loads of Japanese porno actresses say their line of work is going to the dogs because they only make half the wages of their canine co-stars." There's another brief snippet on the butter dog phenomenom here. I haven't been able to locate any pictures, but I'm perfectly ok with that.
Liberace's Fabulous Homes: A little ostentatious? Naaaa!
In a Nutshell: Pictorial representation of what menstrual cramps feel like. Pretty darned accurate!
The Worm Within: That isn't spaghetti in your toilet.