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Ice-T And David Hasselhoff Team Up For Rap Album: "He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff."
Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names: Includes such lovelies as Cummingtonite, Moronic Acid, and Homo-erotic Acid.
How it Feels to Get Shot: It's not quite like Hollywood depicts (what a surprise!).
Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment! That'll teach the little brat....
The "Funnies": Not all comics are humourous.
Welcome to America: Foreign reporters are not welcome in the US. Really not welcome.
Big, bold butter dogs lap up porno stud roles: "Loads of Japanese porno actresses say their line of work is going to the dogs because they only make half the wages of their canine co-stars." There's another brief snippet on the butter dog phenomenom here. I haven't been able to locate any pictures, but I'm perfectly ok with that.
Liberace's Fabulous Homes: A little ostentatious? Naaaa!
In a Nutshell: Pictorial representation of what menstrual cramps feel like. Pretty darned accurate!
The Worm Within: That isn't spaghetti in your toilet.
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Date: 2004-06-07 09:15 pm (UTC)From:"By the way, it's not butter that we lather over the women anymore, either. We use non-sugar yogurt. When we used butter, the dogs ended up getting too fat and we were worried about their health."
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Date: 2004-06-07 10:37 pm (UTC)From:is no longer there, and I can't
find it on Noogle. My mom's husband
was shot in the neck once, like 15
years ago. I think his assailant
was finally executed a few years
ago.
If my mother wrote as poorly as the
woman who is selling the PS2, I would
disrespect her, too.
I once saw some videos of Hector the
Great Dane down in Mexico. I was
jealous, because he gets more women
than I do.
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Date: 2004-06-08 03:36 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-06-10 07:23 am (UTC)From:found footage of my old college buddy Hector.
That's pretty much what I've known and what
I expected to read, although it's interesting
to note that getting shot, probabilistically
speaking, leads to more getting shot, and
that these days most cases involve multiple
bullet entires.
When are you gonna get an icon with the new
industrial you?
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Date: 2004-06-10 06:51 pm (UTC)From:Maybe the crooks realized that one bullet wasn't always enough to ensure a fatality? *shrug*
Hmm, yeah, I should probably do an icon update sweep thing soon. Sounds like a good procrastination activity!