Mystery Solved

[shanmonster]

The other night, I thought my Keeper was leaking, so I checked it out. Nope. It was in fine. So where was all the blood coming from when I was going to the bathroom? For a few moments, I thought I was bleeding out my arse. The toilet paper was stained bright red, but my arse wasn't sore at all.

That's when I realized what had happened.

You see, I'd been eating Tandoori chicken for two days straight, and I had a case of Tandoori butt!

Later on, I left a brilliant scarlet poop in the toilet. I admired its rich colour briefly before flushing it away.

I think I'm back to normal, now.

Princess Tubby isn't quite back to normal. Yes, she's still kicking, albeit feebly. f00dave took her to visit the veterinarian this morning, and decided to gamble on dental surgery. So bright and early, Tubby is going back to the vet's to be put under and have her mouth remodelled. This surgery might work, but the probability is that it will just stay the inevitable for six months or so. I sure hope the fix is permanent, but I harbour no false hopes. I remember what happened with ChiChi.

And now, it's time for some links. Let the fun begin!

Boob jobs now come in titanium.

If you're interested in hiphop and/or Middle Eastern dance, check out Indian Flute by Timbaland & Magoo and Belly Dancer by Akon (click Media and then Belly Dancer). I think both songs promote all the wrong stereotypes, but I still think they're fun in cheesy ways (thanks, tupelo).

You Are a Fucking Cunt: The most musical words I've heard today.

The Indian Shankar Drum Ganesh Machine: Now you can mix your own Indian pop tunes!

Something mysterious happened on the street.

You know all those MasterCard priceless spoofs? Mostly, I think they're annoying. But this one made me laugh (thanks, asha_devi).

Wanna dress like a Barbie? "Mattel is gearing up to launch a Barbie line of clothes, accessories and perfume for adult women." Ye gads!

MeccaDonald's Happy Meal!: I have little to no comprehension as to what this is.

The Living Museum: "The first museum in the United States dedicated to the production and collection of art by people with mental illness."

Completely unrelated, but I want to be bigger and stronger, NOW! I must get to the gym soon, before my biceps shrivel down to sardine size.

Comments

[firelie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God... Thanks for the poop info...I think... *shifty eyes*

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

Just browsing

[(Anonymous)]

Hi there, just looking through blogs of people in the area and came upon yours. Really interesting to say the least.
Just thought I would say HI
Jaymi
http://jaymi.blogspot.com

Re: Just browsing

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Looks like generic spam to me! Kill this thread.

Re: Just browsing

[(Anonymous)]

Feh. Livejournal snobs.

-- al
http://tvt.blogspot.com/
http://theimmortalsco-opt.blogspot.com/

Re: Just browsing

[(Anonymous)]

ok, so I'm just jealous I don't have a fancy picture by my name :(

*shuffles off*

-- al
http://theimmortalsco-opt.blogspot.com/

Re: Just browsing

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

LJ accounts are free. You can get a fancy name easily enough!

Re: Just browsing

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

It's hardly snobbish behaviour! Look at the scenario: my wife's comments list has been posted to by an anonymous poster, with at generic-sounding message, including a URL to a website. It's *most likely* a Google-bomb attempt or just spamvertising. Seriously, how much time would it have taken to at least make *some* reference to the post the comment was attached to? Do people not think about these things?

Are we (the North American "we") that far 'down the slope' towards a culture of ego-centricism that, not only is attention *not* being paid to these issues by individuals, but nobody is supposed to worry that anyone *should*? Stop the planet: I want off! =)

Snobbery in an intellectual sense, sure. That's me in spades. But not on LJ. That's just lame.

Re: Just browsing

[(Anonymous)]

I think I need a bigger friendly sarcasm hat.

Anyway, the same girl left a comment on my site, and I thought it was a nice friendly gesture :) Though it's true that she had a blogger account which linked ot her user page on my site.

At any rate, I would like to express my appreciatino with tihs particular page which I always find is a good read, and I felt like I should have said 'hi' a while ago.

-- al

[slutbunwalla.livejournal.com]

That's happened to me with beets.

I just went to my dance class yesterday and I thought I was going to have a heart attack. you could probably fit 3 of my biceps into one of yours....and squish in another just cuz their so squishy....

[bloobert.livejournal.com]

Wow, I stop frequenting LJ regularly for a couple of months, and what do I see when I finally pop back in? Stories about bright scarlet poop.

Ahhh, good to be home.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

It's that fucking Harbour Hopper, isn't it? It *must* be the source of all evil in the world. *paranoid*