Hooray for Fucked-Up Fetishes!

[shanmonster]

Some new search terms have debuted in my top ten for the month of April. Please welcome "nude horse," (variations on (often erotic)) "sawing a woman in half," and "Beach Boys camel toe." What possesses people, I wonder? And how did these terms get linked to my page?

Here are the most interesting search terms which led to my site last month. It was gross fetish month, it would appear.


* pus filled bumps on shaft (Oh, Jesus.)
* whiteheads on vagina
* vagina zits (do I detect a grotesque theme?)
* mary kate and ashley olsen heroin addiction
* girl doing martial art without underwear
* the olsen twins the size of king kong! (Three people found my site with this.)
* without tits
* erotic knife fight (Maybe this is what happens when clothing is strategically slashed off)
* nude pirate (Without even an eye patch! Arrr!)
* nasty woman fucking dog (I could only imagine a nasty woman doing this)
* nailed tits drawings (Ow, ow, ow!)
* pictures of erotic liquid metal woman / science fiction (Can you say GEEK? Heh. Thought so!)
* saddam humping a camel
* black women who like getting there butt holes busted but big cocks (Classy.)
* trogdor (Aah! My site has been burninated!)
* uday playboy pictures naked (Quite a few people found my site by looking for naked Uday pictures. Odd.)
* big breast smothering (Poor breasts! Let them get some air, already!)
* camel hoof sex (Camel foot fetish?)
* nefarious nude
* nude women pregnant with triplets (A very rare fetish, I'm sure)
* how to become a witch without an instructor (It seems to me this person is seeking instruction. Hmm...)
* tumbleweed nude (Whaaa?)
* without mean pictures (Only pleasant and kind pictures of fluffy bunnies here!)
* clit mri
* green dragon upskirt (Those damned furries!)
* pigeon rid Canada (Are rock doves planning on overthrowing the Canadian government?)
* one-legged miniskirt (Uhh...)
* Ani Difranco meth
* women eaten by monsters
* easy medicine which used in girl rapes (I don't completely understand, but I think it's bad)
* big tits hanging out of bra com (Quick! Grab this domain name before someone else does!)
* super pit-bull
* what did old solder wear? (Flux?)
* booger fetish
* hoof fetish
* vomit fetish rooms
* erotic pigeon toe (Oh! Aren't they all?)
* guitar nipples
* princess dove pantyhose updates (I really have no idea.)
* styling vagina hair (I have beaded dreads!)
* hockey upskirt
* young nude girls are my weakness (That's nice, dear.)
* surreal vaginas (They're melting! Melting!)
* women with clits that stick out at least 2 inches (Sounds surreal to me)
* dentures fetish
* child cannibal (Maybe a good reason to wean a baby from breast feeding)
* how long can chinchillas go without eating (I don't plan on finding out)
* shrunken insertion men

Comments

[bloobert.livejournal.com]

I waited until I wasn't eating or at work before clicking on this entry. Perhaps I should have just waited indefintely. Yuck.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

It's not that I write incessantly about gross or pervy things. But somehow, the search engines believe my site is the be-all and end-all of perversion. And so the perverts continue visiting.

I didn't even mention the scores of pedophiliac search terms. It's very disturbing.