shanmonster | Live Nude Prime Ministers

In case you didn't know, Canada had its federal election yesterday. The winner was Paul Martin, a man whose face I can never remember. He should be a ninja, because I could never pick him out in a crowd.

In a fit of perversity, I decided to google up a search for Paul Martin nude. I didn't find it (thank God!), but I did find this:

[Paul Martin scream]

"Paul Martin's Scream" was painted by artist Agar Dunwiddie and depicts "the moment Martin realizes that if Chretien hadn't been pushed out of office before he was willing to leave, this mess would be in his lap right now."

This painting was donated to the Undecided Party's campaign fund, who in turn donated it to the National Museum of But Is It Art? in Ottawa. Another painting by the artist is "Nude Mulroney Descending A Staircase." I couldn't find a picture of this online, either. I still think that is probably in all our best interests. Mulroney isn't the sort I'd ever want to see naked.