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Do you like rap? Whether or not you do, prepare to have your gabber flasted by these: Buck Truck, the Rappin' Trucker and the Lactating Male Rapper (Real Player | Windows Media Player) (thanks, Warren Ellis).

Possible Follow-Up Songs for One-Hit Wonders: includes such gems as How Are We Going to Get These Dogs Back In? and Bust an Additional Move (thanks, Jack Frost).

Old news, I'm sure, but I find it spectacularly ominous: White House looks into delaying election in case of attack.

Lost your keys? I hope you don't find them where this Iranian man found his.

A motherlode of Lenore!

Check out the photography of Emil Schmidt. He does beautiful things with light painting (thanks, Suzanne).

I want this head! Isn't it amazing (thanks, o_lucky_man)?

Wanna watch some dancers? You can see Jillina and the Sahlala Dancers. And in case you haven't had the opportunity, take a look at Rachel Brice at Tribal Fest 2003. I'd really love to train with this woman. She has the moves I want to have, and I know it's all within the realm of my possibility, too.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm having a craving to do a bunch of pushups. But first, here's a picture of sideshow performer Bobby Kork. The photo dates from between 1940-1954. Some of these circus workers "would form a breast on one side by working out by exercising the pectoral muscles. Some were even known to inject parafin to create the breast."

[Bobby Kork]