Sploosh

[shanmonster]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on an airplane? Arielle.

Definitely not work-safe, unless you're in the porn industry: helicopter fuck. You can read about Micky Yanai, the alleged inventor of this sexual position....

Mayor Clay Henry III: Even goats can be successful politicians.

Beauty and Hygiene: Take a look at beauty and hygiene advertisements from the first half of the twentieth century.

Comments

[fritzleonhardt.livejournal.com]

Actually I was surprised that Thalidomide was apparently once used to treat leprosy according to the AirFrance story.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd always seen that still pic-
ture of him, and thought he was holding
himself rigid, balanced only on his penis.
I've experienced some discomfort a time
or two attempting that static moment. I
figured my stomach muscles weren't strong
enough or something...

Apparently the goat is kept in a cage,
and they sells beer for tourists to give
it. I don't think I'm too happy about
that.

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

The goat probably thinks it's just dandy, though. Drunken goats. Fuck the US anyway. ;-)

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

And they'll probably take him to Mexico
when he dies, and eat his brain. Unless
he can begin a monastery of monks in
Lajitas by teaching them his Drunken
Goat Style.

I'd been planning to say fuckit by the
end of this year and move back to a good
country. Unfortunately, I'm now trapped
here by my crotch! As opposed to how I
ended up living in Canada before, when
I was trapped by someone *else's* crotch!

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

You're confusing the hell out of me. But whatever: the icon more than makes up for it! %^)

To Clarify

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Goatbrain is a staple food of Mexican
cuisine. Cabrito, it's called.

I wanted to move back to Canada by this
October, but since this vasectomy, all
of my money is being eaten by medical
payments, and I don't really see myself
packing or flying anywhere anytime soon.

Before, when I was living in Canada, it
was because a girl used her feminine
wiles to keep me there.

Clear now?

[zen-cat.livejournal.com]

Here's one you can add to your list: http://www.qsleeper.com/

[fourcorners.livejournal.com]

I thought her name was Adelle

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Don't you remember those "What do you a call a man with no arms and no legs ..." jokes?