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Doomed by Oxygen
I Really Need Nailclippers
I Really Need Nailclippers
May
.
8th
,
2003
05:34 pm
shanmonster
My fingernails were too long for martial arts, so I just bit them all off. I know there's got to be a better way.
And to think that when I lived in Moncton I had beautiful, lacquered, inch-long claws of doom!
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*INCH LONG CLAWS?!?**BIT THEM OFF?!?**MARTIAL ARTS?!?*
Date:
2003-05-08 02:18 pm (UTC)
From:
prolixfootle.livejournal.com
I think, on general principles, that I am afraid of women like you...
Re: *INCH LONG CLAWS?!?**BIT THEM OFF?!?**MARTIAL ARTS?!?*
Date:
2003-05-08 05:13 pm (UTC)
From:
f00dave.livejournal.com
Shan is da BOMB! Someone set me up the Shan!
It's a trap!
=)
The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-08 05:24 pm (UTC)
From:
prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Wasn't that a
Star Trek
episode?
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-08 06:01 pm (UTC)
From:
shanmonster.livejournal.com
I am the Klingon woman of your nightmares.
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-08 06:06 pm (UTC)
From:
prolixfootle.livejournal.com
*sets phaser to 'nail file'*
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-08 06:51 pm (UTC)
From:
f00dave.livejournal.com
Shan was all posing and stuff last night. I said she looked like 'Klingor' (some imaginary female Klingon warrior [are there any other kind?]). She threatened to hit me. I cowered.
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-09 09:14 am (UTC)
From:
prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Wanna borrow my phaser? It has a 'disrobe' setting...
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-09 05:08 pm (UTC)
From:
f00dave.livejournal.com
Nail-file and Disrobe settings, eh? Did you steal it from 003 (or whatever the female one's number was)? =)
Re: The Shan Trap
Date:
2003-05-09 05:18 pm (UTC)
From:
prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Nah. It was William Shater's personal phaser...
Yeeeoooomaaann Rand...Stopp...right...there.
My</b...phaser...is...setto.......dis..robe...
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*INCH LONG CLAWS?!?**BIT THEM OFF?!?**MARTIAL ARTS?!?*
Date: 2003-05-08 02:18 pm (UTC)From:Re: *INCH LONG CLAWS?!?**BIT THEM OFF?!?**MARTIAL ARTS?!?*
Date: 2003-05-08 05:13 pm (UTC)From:It's a trap!
=)
The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-08 05:24 pm (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-08 06:01 pm (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-08 06:06 pm (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-08 06:51 pm (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-09 09:14 am (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-09 05:08 pm (UTC)From:Re: The Shan Trap
Date: 2003-05-09 05:18 pm (UTC)From:Yeeeoooomaaann Rand...Stopp...right...there. My</b...phaser...is...setto.......dis..robe...