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My fingernails were too long for martial arts, so I just bit them all off. I know there's got to be a better way.

And to think that when I lived in Moncton I had beautiful, lacquered, inch-long claws of doom!
I think, on general principles, that I am afraid of women like you...
Shan is da BOMB! Someone set me up the Shan!

It's a trap!

=)

The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-08 05:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Wasn't that a Star Trek episode?

Re: The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-08 06:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I am the Klingon woman of your nightmares.

Re: The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-08 06:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Shan was all posing and stuff last night. I said she looked like 'Klingor' (some imaginary female Klingon warrior [are there any other kind?]). She threatened to hit me. I cowered.

Re: The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-09 09:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Wanna borrow my phaser? It has a 'disrobe' setting...

Re: The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-09 05:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Nail-file and Disrobe settings, eh? Did you steal it from 003 (or whatever the female one's number was)? =)

Re: The Shan Trap

Date: 2003-05-09 05:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] prolixfootle.livejournal.com
Nah. It was William Shater's personal phaser...

Yeeeoooomaaann Rand...Stopp...right...there. My</b...phaser...is...setto.......dis..robe...

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