shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
I was just down to the dregs of my mug of hot cranberry cider when I saw something moving about in the murky depths. It was a fly carcass, swirling about in teacup currents. Oh yum.

Date: 2004-09-20 04:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
"It's just protein!"

Yeah, and fly poop, too.

Date: 2004-09-20 04:55 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
It rather spoiled the enjoyment I was having with my cider, that's for sure.

I'm feeling very dizzy and weird today. Here's hoping it was only because I waited a bit too long before having lunch....

Joke, precis...

Date: 2004-09-20 05:31 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] f00dave.livejournal.com
Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman in a bar; each finds a fly in his beer. Englishman returns the beer. Scotsman picks out and discards the fly. Irishman holds his fly by the wings over his drink, yells "SPIT IT UP, YE WEE FUCKER!!!"

Dead already?

Date: 2004-09-20 05:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] badcat42077.livejournal.com
Darn. That means he was more than likely not doing the backstroke at the time of discovery.

Re: Dead already?

Date: 2004-09-20 05:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
He may have died while scuba diving.

Re: Dead already?

Date: 2004-09-20 05:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] badcat42077.livejournal.com
I'm having brain-melt at the very idea of scuba-fly.

Date: 2004-09-20 05:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] elanya.livejournal.com
Still not as gross as fried foot fungus. Even if that was only a dream.

Remind me never to eat 'wonton skins' at your place ;p

Date: 2004-09-20 08:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
I've never made fried wonton skins, but now I want to make a special batch just for you.

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