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1) First Grade Teacher: Mrs. Brewer and Mrs. Perkins
2) Last word you said: Salivation
3) Last song you sang: Big Bukkake Mountain
4) Last person you hugged: f00
5) Last thing you laughed at: The Very Secret Diary of Theoden
6) Last time you said 'I love you': About an hour ago
7) Last time you cried: About two or three weeks ago
8) What's in your CD player: Apoptygma Berzerk and Covenant
9) What colour socks are you wearing: Red with black bits
10) What's under your bed: Dust bunnies and marital aids
11) What time did you wake up today: About 10 am
12) Current taste: Baklava
13) Current hair: Waist-length black hair, loose
14) Current clothes: black velvet pants and a black and white wool sweater with Celtic motif
15) Current annoyance: f00's intense crankiness
16) Current longing: I wish I had house Boggans
17) Current desktop picture: None. I like basic grey.
18) Current worry: Maybe someone is using a voodoo doll on me.
19) Current hate: Extreme materialism paired with unbearable ennui
20) Story behind your LJ username: It all started while I was hunting for food in the wilds of downtown Toronto. After losing my right leg in an escarpment, an angel flew down from the top of the CN Tower bearing a Martha Stewart-style placeholder. It was made of goose down and Italian marble, and it said ShanMonster.
21) Current favourite article of clothing: My turquoise Chinese walking coat
22) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: Arms
22a) Favourite physical feature of the same sex: Face
23) Last CD that you bought: Lords of the Dance, but it still hasn't arrived even though I purchased it in October. Grr....
24) Favourite place to be: On stage in front of a few hundred excited people
25) Least favourite place: the Miramichi
26) Time you wake up in the morning: 8 hours after I go to bed, whenever that might be
27) If you could play an instrument, what would it be: Celtic harp
28) Favourite color: Turquoise
29) Do you believe in an afterlife: Yeah. It's called death.
30) How tall are you: 5'9"
31) Current favourite word/saying: Willa willa willa
32) Favourite book: Flashman, for the moment
33) Favourite season: Spring, after the albino dogshits have been cleaned up and the muck has dried
34) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: My grandfather. I want to find out what he really did in the military
35) Favourite day: Hallowe'en?
36) Where do you want to go: To the bathroom. I need to pee.
37) What is your career going to be like: Eclectic.
39) What kind of car will you have: None.
40) Type a line you remember from any book: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
41) A random lyric: I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
42) Identify some things surrounding your computer: Enormous quantities of paper, costume jewellery, a complete silver and white belly dancing costume, a cordless telephone, jars of beads, straight pins, pony tail holders, candy canes, roasted soy beans, blue nail polish, blue glass buttons, 3-d glasses, old business cards, heaps of dance photos, and martial arts books.
2) Last word you said: Salivation
3) Last song you sang: Big Bukkake Mountain
4) Last person you hugged: f00
5) Last thing you laughed at: The Very Secret Diary of Theoden
6) Last time you said 'I love you': About an hour ago
7) Last time you cried: About two or three weeks ago
8) What's in your CD player: Apoptygma Berzerk and Covenant
9) What colour socks are you wearing: Red with black bits
10) What's under your bed: Dust bunnies and marital aids
11) What time did you wake up today: About 10 am
12) Current taste: Baklava
13) Current hair: Waist-length black hair, loose
14) Current clothes: black velvet pants and a black and white wool sweater with Celtic motif
15) Current annoyance: f00's intense crankiness
16) Current longing: I wish I had house Boggans
17) Current desktop picture: None. I like basic grey.
18) Current worry: Maybe someone is using a voodoo doll on me.
19) Current hate: Extreme materialism paired with unbearable ennui
20) Story behind your LJ username: It all started while I was hunting for food in the wilds of downtown Toronto. After losing my right leg in an escarpment, an angel flew down from the top of the CN Tower bearing a Martha Stewart-style placeholder. It was made of goose down and Italian marble, and it said ShanMonster.
21) Current favourite article of clothing: My turquoise Chinese walking coat
22) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: Arms
22a) Favourite physical feature of the same sex: Face
23) Last CD that you bought: Lords of the Dance, but it still hasn't arrived even though I purchased it in October. Grr....
24) Favourite place to be: On stage in front of a few hundred excited people
25) Least favourite place: the Miramichi
26) Time you wake up in the morning: 8 hours after I go to bed, whenever that might be
27) If you could play an instrument, what would it be: Celtic harp
28) Favourite color: Turquoise
29) Do you believe in an afterlife: Yeah. It's called death.
30) How tall are you: 5'9"
31) Current favourite word/saying: Willa willa willa
32) Favourite book: Flashman, for the moment
33) Favourite season: Spring, after the albino dogshits have been cleaned up and the muck has dried
34) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: My grandfather. I want to find out what he really did in the military
35) Favourite day: Hallowe'en?
36) Where do you want to go: To the bathroom. I need to pee.
37) What is your career going to be like: Eclectic.
39) What kind of car will you have: None.
40) Type a line you remember from any book: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
41) A random lyric: I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
42) Identify some things surrounding your computer: Enormous quantities of paper, costume jewellery, a complete silver and white belly dancing costume, a cordless telephone, jars of beads, straight pins, pony tail holders, candy canes, roasted soy beans, blue nail polish, blue glass buttons, 3-d glasses, old business cards, heaps of dance photos, and martial arts books.
