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[shanmonster]

The cleaning continues. I'm such a horrid housekeeper. Here are some links to keep you company:

Fashion Week Gallery: What's big in New Zealand fashion right now? Pig heads, apparently.

Sanrio Hello Kitty 25 Airstream Trailer: For the Hello Kitty completist.

WONDERFUL CHINESE old bronze make tower vagina sword: It's worksafe. It's just a stellar example of Engrish.

Ben Franklin's Advice Concerning His Friend's Sexual Affairs: "Franklin had a friend who did not want to get married, but was battling with urges and lustful inclinations for the opposite sex. In the letter which follows, Franklin first advises the friend that the best solution for his urges is marriage. However, since he knows the friend will not take that advice, Franklin goes on to suggest that his friend have sexual affairs with old women. We know from the context that he is suggesting women over 45 years of age (see #3). His words about putting a basket over her head or turning out the light (see #5) illustrate an aspect of Franklin's character which is seldom exposed" (thanks, elanya).

NADIA GAMAL AUTHENTIC BELLY DANCE COSTUME: Take a close look at this costume. I suspect Picasso designed it. Eee!

WHOLESALE 9 CREPE BELLY DANCE HIP/HEAD SCARF EGYPT NR!!: They don't look too bad as head scarves, but worn around the hips, they make the wearer look like her arse has just exploded after a big feed of salmonella shiny beans.

Circuits Discover... Each Other: "I think it's time you all learn where baby circuits come from. Mostly safe for work electronic components orgies after the jump."

Ermolaeva Vilena: Good, solid dance performance to modern Egyptian music, but what on earth is she wearing? I'm afraid!

I Love Egg: Oh, Mr. Egg Man!

Comments

[aberrantmist.livejournal.com]

Inspirational cleaning quotes :)

"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
G. K. Chesterton

"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them." Rita Rudner

"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty." Cecil Baxter

"I think it's them...Men. They have no fortitude. They're always dying or skedaddling off at the first sign of trouble. So tell me this, who is left to pick up the pieces, ship the body. clean out the closets? Us! And they have the audacity to call us the weaker sex." Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

"I think it's them...Men. They have no fortitude. They're always dying or skedaddling off at the first sign of trouble. So tell me this, who is left to pick up the pieces, ship the body. clean out the closets? Us! And they have the audacity to call us the weaker sex." Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

"I'm not quite dead yet." - Monty Python

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

I think the "vagina" part of the sword description came from a (terrible) translation of the word "sheath". While "sheath" is the root word, I think the poster wasn't quite aware of the ... other? ... meaning. ;-)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was thinking. However, the use of "nether" in the description goes toward addition additional hilarity....

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

for some reason that Hello Kitty trailer is scary to me....
but I think it would be neat to have at a camp ground, you sure would stand out....

[cathellisen.livejournal.com]

No....I want the camper so badly.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

That pighead costumes is awesome, like the
minotaur and the screeching minions in Time
Bandits.

Vilena's costume makes me think of a harle-
quin. The added cane is disconcerting.

The circuits are a tad erotic. But I think
maybe that's just my own special problem.

Loving egg 365 days a year? Bring on the
cholesterol!