shanmonster | A Very Brief Political Message

Want to know something ironic? I can easily tell you what Kerry and Dubya look like, but I couldn't pick the Canadian Prime Minister out of a police lineup. I miss Chretien's sagging face and Mulroney's enormous chin. Those were faces I could remember. But as for Paul Martin, all I can recall is he's a generic-looking tubby balding white man.

McGRANDstyle: Japan gives Ronald McDonald a sexy new makeover.

Goldfish catching superstar netted in cheating scandal: "A corrupt superstar has rocked the foundations of the National Goldfish Dipper Catching Federation after he was caught cheating during the fledgling sport's recent national championship." Superstar? Sport? Japan confuses the heck out of me.

Nurse uses vibrator as baby pacifier: The headline says it all.

CDC: Rare Infection a Risk to Gay, Bisexual Men in US: Is LGV the new HIV? Watch out, guys.

Punk Rock Aerobics: "Free your mind and your ass will follow." What would Sid Vicious do? Probably not this (thanks, Diana K.)!

Hopping Vampires and One Eyed Umbrellas: A good selection of movies about hopping vampires. I just finished watching Thunder Ninja Kids: The Hunt for the Devil Boxer. I'm not sure whether it was worse than Eegah! or not.

And, for those of you Americans who claim you're moving to Canada, you might first want to read this: Unhappy Democrats Need to Wait to Get Into Canada. As I've said before, it isn't necessarily very easy to move here. Remember my Australian friends who were deported despite extenuating circumstances (thanks, balthcat)?