Someone Take My Dance License Away

[shanmonster]

I just had the sudden craving for Jean-Luc Picard to read pornography to me in a stentorious voice. How weird is that?

Anyhow, the final kids' class went well, and the artistic director seemed impressed. I hope they'll call me back.

On a somewhat related note, check out this hilarious misinformation: Find out how to start belly dancing by reading this article. No one told me the dance is all about the hankies. I've been doing it all wrong!

Comments

[lickthefrog.livejournal.com]

That was a very....oh geez i don't know how to discribe the hurt in my brain from reading that.... anurysim? ... I'm going to go stuff hankies down my pants...maybe that's where the hanky panky came from?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Could be!

[rachelbutoh.livejournal.com]

That pagewise thing must have been written by a 10 year old, who used a encyclopedia from the 1950's. Wha?

Patrick Stewart could read anything to me and I would be turned on! Although there are a few choice words I would like to hear...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I want to hear him read the skankiest, rudest, foulest porn. It would please me to no end.

[rachelbutoh.livejournal.com]

*blushing* yes it's true!

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Red Elvises Wanna See You Bellydance:

http://www.redelvises.com/redelvises/video/DivX/I%20Wanna%20See%20You%20Bellydance.avi

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

The blonde dancer in the red costume is Fahtiem. She does the most amazing stuff with her abs, but I hate her wig. I don't know who the other dancers are. When the Red Elvises tour, they get the Middle Eastern dancers in the audience up on stage with them. I wish they'd come through Fredericton!

[zaki.livejournal.com]

Every year at Pennsic we snag John, our beautifully-voiced Englishman, to read to us from "Letters to Penthouse."

Rowrrr.

And I'm actually very angry about that article. ARRRGH! If I ever find who wrote that, I'm going to beat them senseless with zils.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine does awesome Herc and Newt impressions from the old Hercules cartoon show. I get him to read me gay porn. It makes me giggle way too much.