shanmonster | I Don't Need Your Stinking Air

I'm caving in. I need to make a doctor's appointment so I can go back on steroids. No, I'm not going to become a super jock, I'm just going to get a new puffer. Because of colds and flus, I've been taking my puffer pretty much several times a day for the past month. My lungs aren't improving. This has got to stop. I can't speak without coughing, and I can't exercise, let alone make it through a kung fu warm up without having to sit on the sidelines hyperventilating with my asthma bong. Teaching my dance classes is difficult since it's so hard to talk or move without having a coughing fit. The past month has been terribly unproductive, and if I need the 'roids to live again, so be it. The last time I used them was about seven years ago. It's just too bad my doctor's office is closed today. I'd really like to get this out of the way, but I refuse to go to the after hours clinic unless it's an emergency. I can't stand waiting for hours amongst a crowd of people with a great variety of contagious diseases.

In other news, I want indigo hair. I won't get it, though. That would cost a lot of money, and I don't even have a little bit of money. I've also been working on a new website for my religious studies project. I'm playing around with some new design ideas.

And now for some more irrelevant links:

Because You're Worth It: "Ever want to know how to shove a gummi worm up your dick?" This is just as worksafe as you know it is. It's also a bad idea. Don't be putting stuff up your willy. Urethras scar easily, narrowing your piss tube and causing problems. And putting food up your wonder worm isn't a good idea, either. Bacteria may disagree with my assessment, though.

Give Bush a Brain: Whether or not you're a Bush fan, you may find this game interesting. I couldn't give him any more than four brains. This game is hard!

Pole dancing classes for British children cancelled after uproar: What sort of pole dancing classes, I wonder? Were they really going to be taught the bump and grind, or were they going to be taught something much more innocent? Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it. As far as I'm concerned, it's just another form of gymnastics and has an unjustified bad reputation. You can find out more about the instructor, Sarah Davis.

Queen is exposed to Highland game: It's yet another story about the Queen and what men don't wear beneath their kilts. My Dad was the Queen and her Mom's honour guard back in the day. He was in the Black Watch, and looked spiffy in his uniform. He has lots of stories about the Queen seeing more than she wanted to of kilted soldiers.