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Standoff ends peacefully: So this is why my street was cordoned off last night (thanks, Andrew G.).

Kentucky duelists watched each other bleed in bizarre confrontation: "Few Kentucky duels were bloodier or more bizarre. Weapons weren't the usual pistols at dawn. 'A scalpel was used...'"

Mule vs. Mountain Lion: True or not? I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. Mules can be mean S.O.B.s.

Fred West son jailed in sex case: I posted this because cynebeah should be quite interested in the story. She's such a serial killer fan. Freak!

Arab Cola: Probably shouldn't be mixed with rum in most countries where it's sold (thanks, Max Entropy).

Teen murder trial hears chilling tape: Nastiest thing I've read in a while. These kids are monsters.

Stephen Hawking Becomes `He-Man' In Artist's Rendering: Awesome. I'd also like to take this moment to remind you of MC Hawking's What We Need More of is Science.

Masamania: NSFW. This is the guy who claims to have invented the helicopter fuck. I know I've linked to him before, but I just couldn't resist doing it again.

MSN Spaces: seven dirty blogs: Censorship is really rather silly.

Hanzi Smatter: People get the silliest things tattooed on their body in kanji script. Why? Because it looks cool and they're the least expensive tattoos! Too bad they don't know what they have permanently written on their bodies, hmm? "Exile Husband Retrievable Arrow with a String Attached to It" Indeed.

Jackson's Dilemma and Alzheimer's: "Changes in a person's vocabulary could be used to diagnose Alzheimer's disease while it is still in its early stages."

Global warming seen as ending long winter night in Canadian North: What makes this story a little different than all the other Global Warming ^TM stories is the ridiculous poor-little-Natives tack: "Residents of Nunavut struggle for words when asked to describe the phenomenon." It seems to me they have a perfectly facile time describing the phenomenom. Sheesh.

Music video time!

Tralala Ding Ding Dong: Mullet, moustache, softcore pornish techno. Very silly.

Molvania's "Elektronik – Supersonik": Even sillier (thanks, Dude).