Jan. 18th, 2005

The Dream

Jan. 18th, 2005 10:10 am
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I'm at Cameron's Beach, NS, a place where I spent many of my teenaged years. It's a rock beach, covered with huge sandstone boulders and barnacle-encrusted rocks. The tide is high, and I'm standing on the shore. There is a sudden sucking noise, and the water rushes away from the shore revealing startled flopping fish. Children rush out to gather the seashells and poke at the fish.

I know a tsunami is on the way, despite Prince Edward Island separating the beach from the ocean proper. I climb the cliff to my grandmother's cabin, calling out to everyone to leave the beach. No one listens. I grab a wok lid and hold it over my head, then, using the magical properties of the lid, fly to the top of my neighbour's cabin. It's the tallest one in the area, because it has a peaked roof.

While seated on the roof, I stare intently at the vast expanse of sand and rocks. It extends most of the way to Prince Edward Island. As I watch, I can see a roiling wave rushing toward me. It grows larger and larger, the closer it gets. By this point, a couple of people have joined me on the cabin roof. "Let's fly down and look at the wave close up!" says one.

"No," I say. "There's no way I'm flying close to the wave. The wind up close must be unpredictable, and I don't want to risk crashing into the water and drowning."

"Oh, come on! How many opportunities will you have to do check out a tsunami close up?"

With trepidation, I agreed to fly up to the approaching tsunami. I hold my wok lid over my head, and the wind blows me, kite-like, toward the wave. The wave keeps growing in size, and I can see children, animals, and debris in its crest. I try to reach down to pluck some of the kids out of the water, but I can't get a hand free without losing control of the wok lid. So instead, I zoom close enough so someone could possibly grab my legs and I can haul them out. No one does.

The great wave smashes against the cliff, and a surge breaks over the top, shooting toward the cabins. It's only a shallow flood, though, so none of the cabins are damaged.
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I just received a crop of photos from the kung fu Olympics a while back. Bradley Mullins is the photographer. Here they are, should you like to check them out: )

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Before I leave for kung fu, here's another crop of links:

Police hunt poo protesters: "Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue" (thanks, Benoit).

'Living' robots powered by muscle: What a coincidence. I'm powered by muscle, too!

Wasilla man constructing 18-foot-tall not-a-robot: This one's not powered by muscle, but by hydraulics. I think the maker played too much Battletech.

Personal Ads: Just a good collection of personals, including "SWM seeks 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me. Box 1234 From the Boston Phoenix" (thanks, Dead Corpse).

Check out the reviews written for The Story About Ping and The Family Circus.

PacMan: I always sucked at this game, and I still do.

Committee to Protect Bloggers: Sometimes people don't just get fired for blogging. Sometimes they get tortured (thanks, Warren Ellis).

Juliana: This little girl was born without a face. It makes me realize just how much I take my jawbone for granted.

VW Polo 'Ad': Thoroughly tasteless advertisement.

Bug Me Not: Bypass compulsory web registration (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] digby_tantrum).

Boot Love

Jan. 18th, 2005 10:33 pm
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Once upon a time, I used to have an excellent collection of boots. Now, I'm down to just one funky pair I can wear, and it's the wrong season for that. So I'm going to fill my page with boot love. I want these boots. I'm drooling on my keyboard. Want!

[livejournal.com profile] collapseylamb has these Lucky Stud boots. I'm jealous.

What's she got that I don't got?

Right. She's got the boots. )

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