Swiss to wrap glaciers in foil: Is this like toilet papering a house, only different?
What the Hell?!: Jesus was a furry. A special, sacrilegious Easter edition which explains where the Easter bunny and all those eggs come from.
Ship Of Gay, Nude Passengers Barred From St. Kitts: I'm not certain what I'd think if a few hundred flamboyant naked people descended upon my hometown. It would certainly be interesting, though.
Octopuses occasionally stroll around on two arms, UC Berkeley biologists report: Nifty!
Banksy Hits New York's Most Famous Museums (All of them): What's the opposite of an art thief? It could be Banksy. The BBC has an article, too (thanks, Benoit).
Holy chocolate makes debut: Chocolate crosses. Yum (thanks, g026r).
Capitol bill aims to control ‘leftist’ profs: Does your prof disagree with you? Well, you might be given the right to sue. "Students who believe their professor is singling them out for “public ridicule” – for instance, when professors use the Socratic method to force students to explain their theories in class – would also be given the right to sue." This is downright creepy.