I Don't Think So

Last night, I made myself a Black Army. After I downed it, I made the strangest noises. Jagermeister and Galliano taste very peculiar together, and the oily texture of the Galliano is a strange foil for the clean consistency of Jagermeister. f00dave made one for himself, and it made him make weird noises, too. Afterwards, I went to the livingroom and mafficked about all by myself. Then, I'm sorry to say, we watched Sonic Impact, which is the lamest excuse for an airplane takeover movie I've ever seen. By the way, the movie really has nothing to do with impact or sound. I suspect the movie was titled by finding two cool-sounding random words. The flick is even worse than Bill Shatner's Horror at 37,000 Feet, which I'd kind of like to see again.

I was awoken this morning by someone from work. Half an hour before my clock was to go off, one of my supervisors called in to see if I'd be willing to work today. The answer was, "Hell, no!" although not in those exact words. I have plans for the day, and work just doesn't fit in.

To help me wake up, I took an online quiz. I'm slipping. My results on The Commonly Confused Words Test are as follows: 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 64% Expert. I'm uncommonly disappointed in my expert knowledge. Damn.

In other news, f00 and I have finally slipped over to the dark side and will be purchasing some wonderful smelly stuff from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. snowy_kathryn gave us sample bottles (imps) of Oisin and Salome, and they smell really, really good. So now we're hooked, and our order will be going out shortly.

And now, before my day proper begins, here are a few links. ( Enjoy. )