Tender Tootsies

I have new sneakers! Yay!

Now I can throw out my >10-year-old ones which bear more of a resemblance to Swiss cheese than to running shoes.

We're Having a Link Dump, A Tropical Link Dump

Elvis the Robo-Cat: Huzzah for cybernetic pussies!

Crocodile blood may yield powerful new drugs: Linked to pervasively throughout the blogosphere, but what I want to know is this: Who ever thought about giving a crocodile HIV in the first place?

AFRICA TOLD IT IS TOO POOR TO PLAY WITH UK: "Five African football teams all set to travel to the UK on Monday 19 July take part in the Homeless World Cup, the global street soccer tournament kicking off global poverty, have been refused entry to the UK by the British government. Just days before they were due to travel to Edinburgh for the event, entry is refused on the basis that they do not have sufficient funds to support themselves whilst visiting the UK." Alanis Morissette might even call it ironic, dontcha think?

Leonard Cohen says he's broke: "He says his savings have been reduced to about $150,000." I should be so broke. As balthcat says, he could sell his piss to his freakier fans and become a millionaire again (or something to that effect).

This Might Explain a Few Things: An alternative way of looking at the Biblical creation story.

Thou art no Romeo: Famed swan couple is all-female: Maybe it's a big surprise to some people, but yes, sometimes animals are homos. At least swans don't look as silly during their lesbian acts as sapphic cows (bull dykes?) do with their udders slapping all over the place!

A Welsh View: Weird: Another blog full of bizarre detritus.

Last Meal Food Tray: The morbid, collectable way to eat a TV dinner.

Women's Weight Training: Looks like an excellent resource for getting bigger and buffer!

Posh: I've never read a book: Who says you need literacy to be a superstar? I feel awful for her sprogs. They're likely to grow up nigh-illiterate with tit jobs, too.

(THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME: I love this stuff (NSFW)!

Spit or Swallow: It's a wine review, so get your mind out of the gutter.

Betsy: Now those are what I call birthin' hips (NSFW).

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to hang out with my kung fu buddies way out in the boonies. Toodle-oo!