The Dream

A tornado is approaching, but it looks peculiar. As it gets closer, I see that it is comprised of plastic baby dolls: the kind which close their eyes when you put them on their backs. The cyclone weebles and wobbles, and the dolls all open and close their eyes in respect to the movement. When the storm passes directly overhead, I see that the eye of the tornado is a giant doll eye. It winks at me, and I wake up.

Yet Another Link Dump

Gotta clear my browser! Jeeze Louise....

The Last Time America Lost a City: In 1906, San Francisco was destroyed by an earthquake. Here's what happened.

Please, Dave..Don't Let Me Be Locked Out From You!: Oh, the joys of Lysol.

Mouse that soared over East Bay sought--Girl's beloved toy last seen dangling from 2 balloons: "This whole thing is a tragedy,'' Caroline said. "I know it's not a real mouse. I know there are bigger tragedies, like the hurricane. But it's a tragedy to me.'' (No, it's not a real mouse.)

WTF?: Definitely NSFW.

Crouching tiger, hidden donkey: I can't help but rejoice in the schadenfreude.

You probably should not click this (NSFW, of course).

Ancient magic guides Disney design: "When Disney began designing its newest kingdom in Hong Kong, planners decided Mickey's magic wasn't enough for success. The park needed an extra boost from 'feng shui.'" This makes me want to drool on myself a little.

Human Body Art: Interesting conceptual photography (contains nudity).

In other news, ( I crave these toilet paper dispensers. )