I Need to Fart

First, here's what's on my screen:

The Human Canvas: Exquisite Body Painting: NSFW, but gorgeous. Body painting done with cosmetics, not paint.

Indian girl born with heart in hand fights to live: "The baby has a fully developed external heart between her neck and collar bone. She was holding her heart in her right hand when born."

The Strange Practices of the Naga sect of Indian Sadhus: NSFW. They lift things with their willies (thanks, aberrantmist).

In other news, I awoke from a dream in which I was hanging out with forthright, curtana, and their wee sprog Arthur. Arthur had been breastfeeding when he suddenly looked at me, smiled, and said, "I need to fart."

It was his very first sentence.

HA!

I was just telemarketed.

At work. On a toll-free number.

This is too funny....