I Need to Fart

[shanmonster]

First, here's what's on my screen:

The Human Canvas: Exquisite Body Painting: NSFW, but gorgeous. Body painting done with cosmetics, not paint.

Indian girl born with heart in hand fights to live: "The baby has a fully developed external heart between her neck and collar bone. She was holding her heart in her right hand when born."

The Strange Practices of the Naga sect of Indian Sadhus: NSFW. They lift things with their willies (thanks, aberrantmist).

In other news, I awoke from a dream in which I was hanging out with forthright, curtana, and their wee sprog Arthur. Arthur had been breastfeeding when he suddenly looked at me, smiled, and said, "I need to fart."

It was his very first sentence.

Comments

[snowy-kathryn.livejournal.com]

"The Nagas are warrior priests with a five thousand year tradition of worshipping the goddess of destruction, Shiva." Riiiiiight. This website gets the You-Did-Your-Research-In-Line-At-The-Grocery-Store award.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

No! It's HIGHLY academic!

It's all about the stretched willies, dontcha know?

[forthright.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd believe that that might be his first sentence.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

My sister's first words were "Bob Barker," and it's all my fault.

[curtana.livejournal.com]

Heh, he does often need to fart, but so far he hasn't warned me in advance :)

[phil-in-a-box.livejournal.com]

The last paragraph in the first link is "The result is beautiful. It transforms and transcends. It has motion. It is erotic." Do you agree with that last part? I thought it was beautiful and really fucking cool, but I didn't find it "erotic" in any sense.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's erotic because it's on nekkid ladies. Other than that, no, I don't find it particularly erotic.