Later Comes the Dance Write-Up

Today, my hair shall once again be purpled.

Before I go, check out these links:

Young man steals schoolgirl's swimsuit to wear, defecate in: Ahh, good ol' Mainichi News. How I love thee.

GIRLS BEING TRAINED AS POODLES IN CHINA, Antique Print: I want one!

Unsafe Sex Products: Did you know Astroglide can cause yeast infections? I didn't. Damn.

The Shirt That Was Made For Me: Now, if it only came in black (thanks, raine_storm).

Cowboy Ciao Bacon Brittle: Mmmm. Bacon. Bacon brittle? Uhh...

Suspect Tried to Bite Self to Death: This reminds me of the last cannibal in Disney's Cannibal Song.

Living dead win Oddest Book Title award: People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It" beat out "Rhino Horn Stockpile Management: Minimum Standards and Best Practices from East and Southern Africa."

Court Orders Fisherman to Apologize to Eagle: Weird.