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Today, my hair shall once again be purpled.

Before I go, check out these links:

Young man steals schoolgirl's swimsuit to wear, defecate in: Ahh, good ol' Mainichi News. How I love thee.

GIRLS BEING TRAINED AS POODLES IN CHINA, Antique Print: I want one!

Unsafe Sex Products: Did you know Astroglide can cause yeast infections? I didn't. Damn.

The Shirt That Was Made For Me: Now, if it only came in black (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] raine_storm).

Cowboy Ciao Bacon Brittle: Mmmm. Bacon. Bacon brittle? Uhh...

Suspect Tried to Bite Self to Death: This reminds me of the last cannibal in Disney's Cannibal Song.

Living dead win Oddest Book Title award: People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It" beat out "Rhino Horn Stockpile Management: Minimum Standards and Best Practices from East and Southern Africa."

Court Orders Fisherman to Apologize to Eagle: Weird.

Date: 2006-03-09 03:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tlatoani.livejournal.com
That last one's from a parody site.

Date: 2006-03-09 03:58 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
It's still weird.

Date: 2006-03-09 04:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] featheredfrog.livejournal.com
Court Orders Fisherman to Apologize to Eagle: Weird.

I figured that was a hoax, when the linked "Breaking News" story at the bottom of the Eagle Story, talks about "Fish Painting". They quote a dive expedition operator named "Lloyd Bridges" aboard his boat the "Sea Hunt".

Sigh. You're probably too young to STR, though....

Date: 2006-03-09 09:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] superbrad.livejournal.com
"I want one!"

A print, or a girl trained to be a poodle? :)

Date: 2006-03-09 09:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Neither. I want to have my own human poodle trainer.

Not that I want to be a poodle, of course.
Do you want a print of "Girls Being Trained As Poodles In China" or a girl trained as a poodle in China?

What the news didn't say

Date: 2006-03-09 11:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] montecristo.livejournal.com
Did the girl get a shitty, stretched-out swimsuit back after the trial or what? Inquiring minds, you know...

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