shanmonster | Neon Dreams

While modelling today, I dozed off a couple of times and had dream snippets. In one, I was surfing the internet. I can't recall the sites I visited, but they were new to me. And in the other, my vision was entirely blacked-out aside from a small postage-stamp shaped rectangle at the very centre. The stamp was made up of tiny, strobing, coloured lights. I punched at it over and over again with my third fist. Hell, if people can have third eyes, I can have a third fist.

Afterwards, I was pleased to find a parcel in my post office box. Neon of New York sent me seven DVDs to review. Yep, seven! It was like Christmas for me. Thanks, Neon. I'll review them as soon as I can. I'm not sure which one to start with, so I'll just grab one at random. You can watch clips from some of her videos here. As odd asides, her videos are also available in Russian from her site, and her physique is pretty much identical to mine.

And no, I'm not at kung fu. I'm still too tired, and now even more muscles are aching. What's with that shit?

In other news, I finally finished reading The Death Worms of Kratos. Now, I read Tarzan of the Apes to f00 each night. It's a far better book. Well, I guess that's not saying much. But I do still love the book, and the twelve-year-old inside of me still wants to be Tarzan when she grows up.

I wonder if Tarzan ever learned to belly dance?