Sometimes he's not entirely dickish, though. Every now and then, he just likes to get silly.
Forcing Jimmy Olsen into a zoophilic marriage.
Did you know Superman has Superbrakes?
Not so dickish as ridiculous. Lois rides in a popemobile!
After working so hard to make sure Jimmy Olsen lived a life of
penury, is it any wonder Superman doesn't want him to be adopted into a family of wealth?
Superman tries to smash in Jimmy's skull.
Oh yes, and if you're a fan of Superman, you're a dick, too
(thanks, zombienought).