Gothic Gay-Bashing Grannies

[shanmonster]

I think this is possibly the most confusing hatemail I've yet received. Alyssa writes,

First off I would like to say that You are a Real Jerk esp if you think that just because a person weares black it means they need therapy hey I got a line for you asshole My Mother is goth my Father is goth and so is my grandmother I was raised under a strict roof and into the pegan religeon I am by no means Satanic nor am I in need of therapy my mother is an english teacher and my father is a cabnet maker oh and for your information Goths Get allot more RESPECT then you hommie G comforment losers You make me sick go ahead keep shopping at the GAP it only makes you look gay anyway "Gay And Proud" you cry and taught about individualisim and having a sence of self and your taught it all your life in school and the second somone does it you Oustrasize them for it your a Hyporcryte!!!

I am so confused! Maybe I'd know better if I'd been a third-generation goth inculcated in a "pegan religeon". You know that saying about the cobbler's kids not having shoes? Well, I can't help but think something similar about Alyssa's English-teaching mom.

Now, before I go run up the hill to apply for work at yet another godforsaken call centre, check out this nifty way of flummoxing spammers (thanks, Jack Frost).

Comments

[longpig.livejournal.com]

The entrance to Delta is from the back parking lot, in case someone else hasn't already advised you... It can be hard to find if you don't know where to look. ANd then the Entrance to Delta itself is the ...3rd (I think) door on the left. It'll be labelled though.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[fritzleonhardt.livejournal.com]

It is #109 to be specific.

Maybe I will see you.

[twopiearr.livejournal.com]

her mother is an eglish teacher?

"I weep for the future." - Jonathan Schmock as "Chez Quis Maitre D'" in Ferris Bueler's Day Off

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

So she claims. I'm rather dubious.

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

What did you say to earn this?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I haven't the foggiest.

[liquid-quaalude.livejournal.com]

I love how she says
" I was raised under a strict roof and into the pegan religeon I am by no means Satanic"

oh and i love her email alyssa666

people need to keep the kids off the computer.....

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yup. I noticed the email/Satanism connection, too. The poor thing probably doesn't know 666 is the number of the Beast.

[goth-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a goth; how do I get "oustrasized" by a "hyporcryte"? It sounds like fun!

::shakes head sadly:: Some people's kids. Dare I ask what motivated this delightfully stream-of-consciousness ...err, something-or-other? And do "pegans" believe in the innate divinity of carpentry techniques? ;)

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I really don't know what set her off against me. That's why I find this particular hatemail so confusing. Now, I understand when fundies of whatever side of the religious spectrum jump all over me, but I don't have a clue why this little spooky kid wants to carve me a new arsehole. Maybe she thinks she saw me at the GAP.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I think I do have a couple of GAP garments, somewhere. I bought them at a thrift shop, which is where about 90% of my clothing originates. I think my GAP stuff includes a pair of black velvet jeans, and a black peasant blouse. It almost sounds goth, doesn't it?

Maybe pegans eat simulated bacon bits.

[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

*face palm*

I am so ashamed. I'm really, really ashamed to be of the same species as that kid. I *sure* as death and taxes am ashamed to be Pagan, too.

Gods.

How frelling pathetic these baby-Pagans are.

Edie

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

There's no need for you being ashamed, unless you've set kids off on the same foot as this little wastrel. I'm doubting that very much.

Clearing up a little confusion.

[montecristo.livejournal.com]

Just because her mother is an English teacher, does not mean that the subject she teaches is English. For all we know, she may be a professor of Pegan Religeons.