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Till death do us part -- or 90 minutes, at least: " According to the reports, the happy marriage lasted for all of 90 minutes before Anderson, enraged at a drunken toast to the bridesmaids by her new husband at their reception, violently hit him over the head with an ashtray."

The $10,000 Martini...: Olives are passé (thanks, Warren).

Cancer girl's hair set on fire: I don't know which is classier--the BBC calling Bianca "Cancer Girl" or the little shit who set her hair alight.

CBS, NBC ban church ad inviting gays: They claim it's not being banned for this reason, but I'm dubious.

Chocolate room: I wonder if this is like Hansel and Gretel's evil caretaker's house (thanks, Elanya).

Thai cock-cutting catastrophe: "Dozens of Bangkok penises are annually 'fed to the ducks' by vengeful wives."

Young Person's Sexual Song-With-Animal-Legs: Absolutely bizarre Japanese sex guide.

G-Cans: Fascinating photo study of Japanese water treatment facility (at least, I think that's what it is).

Dark Passage: Exercises in Forensic Archaeology: "A dangerous and entirely unscientific application of archaeological principles to inspect evidence of previous human habitations and demises, preferably involving an amateurish and histrionic analysis of human relics, case and site assessments based on children’s diagrams of parlor games, and palindromic investigations of imaginary crime scenes. Equipped with expert witnessing skills and third-grade chemistry sets, we are always ready to take the stand."

Selkie Goes to the Airport: Airplanes are the least scary thing about airports.

A Bibliophile's Bedroom: Books as furniture (thanks, faustian_wish).

A Study of Men's Penis by 100 Girls: I think it's a Japanese game show. "A wonderful DVD from the excellent Soft on Demand company, this is the ultimate Penis Study (chin chin kenkyu) CFNM title you will ever see. Gathering 100 'innocent' amateur girls who are interested in men's penises. An extravaganza in which these young women are brought in before nude male AV actors who are willing to be probed, to have oral sex, and to submit themselves to 'research' of their penises, to fondle, and to have sex with willing young ladies from the audience. It's an eyeful you will not forget! and to submit themselves to 'research' of their penises. The audience reactions are great fun in this very fresh and erotic work." In case you can't figure it out, it's not safe for work.

50 Cent is an advanced philosopher: "A Foucauldian analysis of the discursive structures inherent in the extrapolated career of 50 Cent generates a three-dimensional graph with a picture of a naked chick on it."

Earthsea: Scroll down a bit to see Ursula K. Le Guin deal out "a lovely genteel horsewhipping" (thanks, Pharyngula).

Gay book ban goal of state lawmaker: "An Alabama lawmaker who sought to ban gay marriages now wants to ban novels with gay characters from public libraries, including university libraries." How pathetic is that?

Lastly, I don't know anything about this movie except that I want to see it:

[Me Robot]