Moucharabieh: Fantasy Middle Eastern dance choreography. Plays with lots of stereotypes, and features a competent male dancer. I'd like to see this show.
Fallujah Residents Face Choice: Retina Scan and Take ID Card....Or Die: This story is written so badly that I wonder about its veracity. If it's true, it's pretty despicable. But is it true? I haven't the foggiest.
Skeletal Systems: If you've ever wondered what Hello Kitty or Betty Boop look like under an x-ray, here's your chance to find out.
From cell phone to sunflower: I wish they'd do the same thing with tampons and pads. Heh heh heh....
Cacayoga: Revolting. Don't go here.
Hobbits? We've got a cave full: For fuck's sake, they're not hobbits! Sheesh.
The Censored Cartoons Page: What's missing from your favourite cartoon? I remember when cartoons were much more racist, violent, and misogynistic. I rather miss the non-PC stuff.
The Sound of Heino: I want Heino's CDs. I think I want his babies, too.
In completely unrelated news, I found the following unattributed snippet on a forum somewhere:
So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
![[We are dancing] [We are dancing]](https://p2.dreamwidth.org/4401f294bf3b/2919457-210579/www.shanmonster.com/2004/dancing.jpg)
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Date: 2004-12-08 04:49 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 05:08 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 12:49 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 08:49 am (UTC)From:And, the brownies! (http://www.google.com/search?q=sick+brownies+spits+mouthful)
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Date: 2004-12-08 10:16 am (UTC)From:Hey, I first heard that brownie story over ten years ago! It was supposed to be a woman who found out that her husband in the military (US army in the *First* war vs Iraq) was cheating on her.
Did this second woman get the idea from that story, or is it all just one of those urban legend things?
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Date: 2004-12-08 12:14 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 01:40 pm (UTC)From:Registering people, and giving them an identifiable object that they must wear at all times...hmmm, sounds fascist to me.
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Date: 2004-12-08 04:23 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 04:22 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)From:I'd like to be a bit wicked. It's so much zestier than being a bit nice.
Thanks for the link!
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Date: 2004-12-09 12:49 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 03:12 pm (UTC)From:Re: Heino - you crack me up! If you want his children, come and visit me in Germany. In fact, he is living an hour's drive or so from my place. Beware, we might have a bad cat fight over him ;-D
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Date: 2004-12-14 10:14 pm (UTC)From:That's awesome about Heino! Have you had an opportunity to see him in concert?
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Date: 2004-12-15 07:45 am (UTC)From:Funker Vogt is German music, however, that I could live with ;-D