shanmonster: (For goodness sakes. I've got the....)

Moucharabieh: Fantasy Middle Eastern dance choreography. Plays with lots of stereotypes, and features a competent male dancer. I'd like to see this show.

Fallujah Residents Face Choice: Retina Scan and Take ID Card....Or Die: This story is written so badly that I wonder about its veracity. If it's true, it's pretty despicable. But is it true? I haven't the foggiest.

Skeletal Systems: If you've ever wondered what Hello Kitty or Betty Boop look like under an x-ray, here's your chance to find out.

From cell phone to sunflower: I wish they'd do the same thing with tampons and pads. Heh heh heh....

Cacayoga: Revolting. Don't go here.

Hobbits? We've got a cave full: For fuck's sake, they're not hobbits! Sheesh.

The Censored Cartoons Page: What's missing from your favourite cartoon? I remember when cartoons were much more racist, violent, and misogynistic. I rather miss the non-PC stuff.

The Sound of Heino: I want Heino's CDs. I think I want his babies, too.

In completely unrelated news, I found the following unattributed snippet on a forum somewhere:

So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.

Gross.

[We are dancing]

Date: 2004-12-08 04:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tupelo.livejournal.com
Re: Retina scan article -- Alex Jones is a tinfoil hatter and his stuff isn't always really well-written, but I believe him (being a tinfoil hatter myself).

Date: 2004-12-08 05:08 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] balthcat.livejournal.com
But do you like Brownies?

Date: 2004-12-08 12:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Why are the hats always tinfoil? I think I'd prefer foil wrapping paper, because it comes in a wider assortment of colours.

Date: 2004-12-08 08:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] node.livejournal.com
The Fallujah thing was in the news, but without the "or be killed" bit. Though, I can imagine them not having a place to live, or work, and starving to death... See this (http://www.livejournal.com/community/infojunkies/1640608.html) article.

And, the brownies! (http://www.google.com/search?q=sick+brownies+spits+mouthful)

Date: 2004-12-08 10:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] sorceror.livejournal.com

Hey, I first heard that brownie story over ten years ago! It was supposed to be a woman who found out that her husband in the military (US army in the *First* war vs Iraq) was cheating on her.

Did this second woman get the idea from that story, or is it all just one of those urban legend things?

Date: 2004-12-08 12:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
No idea. I found the snippet without contextualization.

Date: 2004-12-08 01:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wushi.livejournal.com
A proper citation for the Fallujah retinal scan story. http://www.boston.com/news/world/articles/2004/12/05/returning_fallujans_will_face_clampdown/

Registering people, and giving them an identifiable object that they must wear at all times...hmmm, sounds fascist to me.

Date: 2004-12-08 04:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Sounds a bit like needing to wear the Star of David, to me.
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Date: 2004-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Aw, shucks!

I'd like to be a bit wicked. It's so much zestier than being a bit nice.

Thanks for the link!

Date: 2004-12-09 12:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] iblackstar.livejournal.com
just found your page throught the Kung Fu community. Let me say you are a pretty interesting woman. I like you way of thinking and interests, atleast what i've seen so far, as little as it may be. drop by my journal if you like. and don't mind my portentious kung fu postings on my journal. i'm currently at mental war with a few people who refuse to cease harrassing me and following my life around wherever i may go. i realy just seak peace and happiness. and i love kung fu! i love it! as well as philosophy of all types.

Date: 2004-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Welcome!

Date: 2004-12-14 03:12 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] daughty.livejournal.com
Hi, just found your journal through the [livejournal.com profile] bellydancing community. I especially like your collection of weird links :-) I'll add you to my friends list - friend me back if you want to ;->

Re: Heino - you crack me up! If you want his children, come and visit me in Germany. In fact, he is living an hour's drive or so from my place. Beware, we might have a bad cat fight over him ;-D

Date: 2004-12-14 10:14 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Welcome!

That's awesome about Heino! Have you had an opportunity to see him in concert?

Date: 2004-12-15 07:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] daughty.livejournal.com
No, he is elderly now (he had his zenit of popularity in the Seventies...). I suppose he does not perform a lot any more. It is not really my type of music... but it is so cheesy that it maybe would be fun to see him in concert! ;-)

Funker Vogt is German music, however, that I could live with ;-D

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