No One's Here

[shanmonster]

And the kung fu movie night wasn't even my idea, in the first place! People say they want to get together, I volunteer my place, they all say Huzzah, and then no one shows? What? Do I smell bad or something? Sheesh.

12 Girls Band: Seriously, What The Fuck? This is too weird to be pornography, yet I think it's supposed to be porn. Those Japanese porn stars are weird. In case you haven't already figured it out, definitely NSFW, but definitely worth checking out on the sly (unless you're zombienought, and then you should stay away just in case).

Womb: If I could knit, I'd make one of these. But I can't, so I won't. Will you?

Tiki Head Tissue Box Cover: I want one of these, too.

Am I A Freak?: Educational video on "flaps." Maybe NSFW, but fine for kids. Go figure.

Humunga Tongue Dog Toy: "A rubber ball with a tongue.... what could be more ridiculous! Great fetch toy, easy to retrieve, & what a photo opportunity."

I Love Jew Cock: A classy t-shirt design, for sure.

10-year-old arrested, handcuffed over scissors: When I was 10, all students were expected to have their own scissors. Wacky.

Tyfus: I have no idea.

Marine Chooses Wedding Ring Over Finger: He chooses amputation of his finger over having the ring cut off. Doesn't he realize the ring could be repaired? What a moron. Read the article to catch the final, painful irony and experience an excellent dose of schadenfreude.

Joyce Tenneson: Lovely photography.

Comments

[cnwb.livejournal.com]

12 Girl Band - I can't believe I watched that for 5 minutes, waiting in anticipation for some kinda denouement.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Same here....

[goth-hobbit.livejournal.com]

If I was closer to you, I'd come watch kung-fu movies.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

That would be fun!

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the NSFZ warning. However, I
think I was only saved from Flaps due to
the fact that Firefox doesn't handle Flash
plugins. And I accidentally saw the twins
with the long hair in Joyce Tenneson's gal-
lery, so I had to stop.

I think my problem is, too much in this
world used to be connected to my groin.

I bet that Marine is going to feel even
more foolish when his wife leaves his
post-traumatically stressed, crippled,
ringless self in a couple of years be-
cause she can't deal with his Gulf War
and Burning Semen Syndromes.

His surname is Battle. I can't get over
that.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Doh! I forgot about the twin pictures. I guess I just don't see nudity with my nads.....

You must watch the video once you can handle it, though. It beggars description.

[firelie.livejournal.com]

If that video was supposed to be pornography, those girls seriously need to learn how to at least give a hand job...

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I think taking the cock socks off might be a start. Heh...

[firelie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I agree. Those were a bit disturbing.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was weird. Were those really socks?
Or some sort of Japanese pornpants? I suppose
they're supposed to look like they're playing
musical instruments.

I just watched that episode of South Park with
Chinpokomon and the "small penis".

[miraba.livejournal.com]

Apparently the 12 Girls Band video is a parody of what my bf calls "12 Chinese ladies with instruments" (an actual band, comprised of 12 Chinese ladies playing Chinese instruments).
My personal favorite was the one with large breasts who was always smiling and bouncing her head in time to the music. Some of the others didn't even want to look at the camera.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! That makes the video more comprehensible. The boobie girl is my favourite, too.