shanmonster | Waist Not, Want Not

The other day, f00 and I saw a women's magazine while in a grocery store checkout line. One of the cover stories was "Lose Ten Inches in Ten Days!!!" It was referring to waist size, of course. How could anyone believe such a diet is possible? The only way I could see such a thing possible would be through a pretty friggin' serious liposuction, and even then, I don't think the results would be very pretty.

Ten inches in ten days. Good God!

I think the diet magazines are selling the extra inches to the penis extension spammers.

This brings me to a spam treatment I thought of some time ago. It doesn't work with email--just with snail mail junk. The next time you get junk mail from an insurance company, credit card, travel agencies, or college by correspondance company, don't just chuck out those prepaid postage envelopes. Instead, stuff 'em with porn, and mail them out! Send anal sex to Publishers Clearing House! Lesbian trysts to Franklin Mint! Glory hole writeups to MasterCard! Harry Potter slash to Readers' Digest Sweepstakes! Give the letter openers at the spam companies a story to share with their spouses and co-workers! Piggy-back porn spamming is where it's at, man....