Thank You

[shanmonster]

First of all, I'd like to thank the anonymous Canadian who sent me two meticulously-folded five-dollar bills and a Christmas card and Jennifer Holm for her PayPal donation. I really appreciate your contributions! And for those who are/were worried, the site and its server appear to be just fine. I won't be going off the air anytime soon. Hoorah!

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Chasidy Ann Lewis writes, "I like this web site a lot but the way everything is in passtenss is insalting to me and outher witches".

Well, let's see what I can do to fix that....

Cotton Mather, born in 1663, was is a man of simple but odd beliefs.

The ducking stool or diving chair was is a punishment which most often befell befalls women prisoners.

It was is widely believed that most witches sported a mark on their body which was is placed there by the Devil.

Somehow, I don't think putting everything in the present tense is less insulting insalting.

And another thing... While playing with my nieces, I had my very own kids-say-the-darnedest-things moment. I was pretending to be terrified of two-year-old Rebecca when the four-year-old Alyssa said, "She's not a monster--she's just blonde!"

In other news, are you tired of being spit upon? Then buy a NIK-7000 Tranzport Hood!

Are you looking for some new old music? Try Old Fashioned Balls or Rodney Dangerfield's Stanley the Manly Transvestite from the 1960s label CAMP Records.

Here's how to sex a crocodile. Croc wangs look a bit like a skinned turkey neck emerging from a raw, bloody butt.

If you pull your hairs out all the time, Jesus will help you stop.

Comments

Don't offend those "outher witches"

[j0fo.livejournal.com]

It's always amusing to get "input" from illiterate individuals.

Hope you lose your headache soon.

Cheers,
Jo

Re: Don't offend those "outher witches"

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[starsorstreet.livejournal.com]

Lol. I love when the illiterate send you emails. It makes my day.

Although, I had the unfortunate episode of discovering a co-worker we've all long mocked is actually dyslexic. Makes you think.

Myself... I just cannot spell properly despite making it to post-secondary. I have no excuse.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Chasidy wants a witch trial history site to be written in present tense. Although dyslexia is a cause of bad spelling and typographical erros, I don't think it's the cause of good, old-fashioned numbness.

[starsorstreet.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was speaking soley of her grammar. One can be both dyslexic and insufferably stupid, I imagine.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

True enough!

[nehmet.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. Passtenss is very insalting, isn't it?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yeppers.

[goth-hobbit.livejournal.com]

::snort:: You get some of the best** criticisms!

** read "most entertaining to those of us with a grammatical clue"