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I made a very short and very silly video, but I can't find a server on which to host it. So if you'd like to see a few seconds of me singing in a flat voice to Princess Tubby on one of her many pocket rides, and you can handle receiving a 5,725 KB AVI file through email, let me know. And if you don't have an email account that can handle it and would like one, let me know and I'll send you a Gmail invite. First come, first served....
Despite not having put up even a single poster, I've had far more phone calls and emails regarding dance classes than ever before. I guess word of mouth is the best advertising of all. I shall see just how many people actually do show up this afternoon. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if over a dozen show up. That would be most excellent.
While getting ready to make supper last night, I realized my tandoori instructions were telling me to cook "embalmed chicken." Oh dear.
The Jackie Chan autobiography is both terrifying and inspiring. Although I don't covet the insane training (5 AM - midnight, seven days a week), the minimal food, and the frequent injuries, the end product makes the means seem justifiable. If I had a time machine, I'd rewind back to my childhood many times so I could learn everything from an early age. Think of what a kick-ass martial artist/pianist/astronaut/dancer/singer/phlebotomist I'd be if I'd been training exclusively for that purpose since I could walk! Some mad scientist out there had better get a wiggle on and invent such a device. Hell, if I could go back in time right now, maybe I'd train to be such a crazed inventor.
And now for a few unrelated links....
"RATS, BUGS, BOYS: ATTACK!": Shit doesn't stink for everyone. So the new secret weapon in the US military could have been horny gay men.
VA Legislative Sentry: Have a Miscarriage, Go to JAIL?: Japan
may have the weirdest porn, but I think the US is more fucked-up in general (thanks, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
goth_hobbit).
Little House on the Prairie Jugs: Porn of the silliest variety (no, it's NSFW).
Terror shows only in the eyes: The amygdala doesn't do
what people thought it did (thanks, f00dave).
Bloobert's Silly Comics: bloobert's been shitting them out, and I think
they're funny.
Gym Class: Starts off slow, but ends with a bang.
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Date: 2005-01-09 04:53 pm (UTC)From:Greatest. Not work safe. Cartoon. Ever.
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Date: 2005-01-09 07:06 pm (UTC)From:Yes, but on the other hand, you might have burned out and rebelled against all of that programming and turned out not nearly as incredible as you are now. ; )
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Date: 2005-01-09 07:13 pm (UTC)From:disappointment. It tries to hit my C drive.
The Gym Class causes an error that crashes my
browsers about 3/4 of the way through.
putting on the hits
Date: 2005-01-09 07:17 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-09 08:37 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-09 10:29 pm (UTC)From:This was sent to me through my drama class (but I'm too busy and chicken to audition). I figured it might interest you!
Cheers!
Keltie
ANNOUNCING AUDITIONS FOR BIG HEARTS
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
If you recite poetry of love, sing about love, or dance about love you will want to audition for Big Hearts for the Homeless!
On Monday night at the Fredericton Playhouse between the hours of 7-10pm, we will be holding auditions. The auditions are for our Valentine's Day show at the Playhouse that raises money for our homeless shelters in our capital city.
Our mandate for the show is to provide a high quality "professional" show featuring some of the best Variety talent of New Brunswick. Our criteria for selection are based on talent and uniqueness and we are dedicated to giving an opportunity to perform in a professional show to budding young performers and access to a wider audience for all performers.
We would like to see anyone interested in being part of BIG HEARTS 2005, bring your accompaniment-your instrument or tape or CD. Come prepared to share your talent in a short performance before a small audience. We encourage any and all variety performers in the greater Capital region to join us on Monday Jan. 10.
So come out and audition Monday night at the Playhouse - entrance via the stage door on St. John St. First come - first served.
For more information call Peter Pacey, at 506-457-1975 or email
pacey@nbnet.nb.ca