Whip It / Into Shape

[shanmonster]

I thought I might fall asleep at work today, but I managed to keep myself awake, if not overly alert. Score one for me. W00t!

If that's as exciting as things get for me nowadays, I'm a little disturbed. I'll just have to make my excitement where I can. Try some of these exciting links out for size:

Shake Shake Shake: NSFW, but impressed me all to hell. That's some pretty fantastic gluteal control.

Carrots With Character: They come in more colours than orange, you know.

Bill Gates Poses for Teen Beat: He's dreamy.

Barmy of me: "If Björk's next album only appeals to morris dancers, it'll be Pascal Wyse's fault." Contains a low-quality copy of a brilliant remix (thanks, curtana).

Shakespeare never suffered from Syphilis, story challenged by Indian: Apparently, great writers are immune from the temptations of pre- or extramarital sex. The article contains such gut-busters as "That's why he said, 'infertility thy name is woman', which he meant that unfaithfulness is the name of woman, so much frustrated he was from his wife." Bwah (thanks again, curtana)!

Office Bricolage: Award-winning weaponry created with common office supplies.

Although I don't normally post quizzes and quiz results, I do find these ones interesting. After taking Taboo and Morality Play, I've learned I'm "fully permissive" and "less likely to recommend societal interference in matters of moral wrongdoing, in the form of prevention or punishment, than average" (I have a Moralising Quotient of 0.08. Ooooh.). The end graphic for the Taboo quiz makes it all worthwhile for me, anyhow. And as far as the Morality Play goes, I have a Moral Parsimony of 92%. Considering the monetary meaning of parsimonious, I guess this means I'm frugal when it comes to dishing out the morals. If nothing else, I now have text which confirms that blood is certainly not thicker than water as far as I'm concerned (thanks, elanya).

Powerful performers: It ain't easy being lean. I believe I'd benefit enormously from a dietitian and a personal trainer. Wanna spring for it? Oh yes, and here are Ten Reasons Women Should Lift Weights. I can't wait to get back to the gym. Kung fu tomorrow should do the trick. I'm planning on a full return to weight-lifting next week when my work schedule changes.

Liz Wolfe: Art with bunnies, fishes, birds and octopuses (thanks, Suzanne).

CLAUDIA BÖHM: "The Munich photo artist Claudia Böhm (*1964) ist known for her extravagant pictures of death and birth, strange lust and the exstatic visions of catholic saints." Probably NSFW. I think I've linked to it before, but I'm linking to it again. "Milch und Liebe" is my favourite.

Hot Lesbian Sheep Action: Not what you'd expect, and quite worksafe.

Open Wide: "I found myself wondering if the widespread fear of dentists is at least in part a subconscious, perhaps even archetypal, fear of teeth, or if that's just the perspective of someone whose dental history is written in anxiety and agony (and all the requisite drama-queen hysterics that go with them)." (Contains some NSFW graphics).

And now for some choice entries from my guestbook:

Whipmaster writes, "i made my slave wife dance in the nude every night and then must drop to knees and kiss my feet master ed"

Anonymous writes, "your sites pics are nice but the site sucks cant keep up with my speed it doesnt work sometimes and its slow.. so basicly you suck and your site sucks"

Shelley from "Hogwarts" writes, "i am studying white witchadry and would like to know how to cast a spell on stupid annoying friends because i have one i would like to get rid of."

Erana says, "you should try getting a life."

And senora watkins says, "i have always felt that a women(wife) should dance for her spouse.this is the ultimate forplay."

Gotta love it....

Comments

[aberrantmist.livejournal.com]

hmmmm...always wanted to study "witchadry" myself...

*shudder* English as a second language

I think you are a Shan-magnetic for these people..lol

[lickthefrog.livejournal.com]

that was one shakable ass.... baby got back?

[cathellisen.livejournal.com]

That arse shaking made me think of two cats fighting in a bag.

Thank god I work from home, and so no-one looks at me all funny when I burst into uncontrolled laughter for inexplicable reasons.

[babygirl4brett.livejournal.com]

Claudia Bohm....Amazing. Thank you for sharing!!!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!