shanmonster | Blizzard

For the first time, I'm cancelling dance classes. I'm in the middle of a blizzard wonderland. I'm still heading down to the studio to put up a sign saying class is cancelled for those silly enough to show up, but I'm hoping no one does. I put a cancellation notice at the major radio stations, and from the sounds of things, I don't imagine most people would be keen on voyaging in to town, anyhow. I'm not looking forward to walking there and back in -32 Celsius temperatures with 70 km/hr wind gusts. Nope. Not one bit.

Anyhow, the sooner I get down there and put up the sign, the better. Before I go, here are some links:

Menstrual Blood Extractor: Patented in 1977, this device looks very scary.

Bunny Suicides: Ha (thanks, Dead Corpse)!

Dragon Optical Illusion: A very powerful illusion. Make sure you check out the video (thanks, Dmitrii).

Hockey Fan Curses Lockout from Beyond the Grave: As Canadian a news headline as you'd ever hope to see.

Norwegians Confused by Bush Salute: Dubya is a headbanger.

Parachutist goes into labour in mid-air: What was the silly bint doing parachuting, anyhow?

High School Student Sues to Stop Summer Homework: Oh, poor baby!

Oh, You Ordered the No-Tooth Crust?: Ummy nummy pizza (thanks, Warren Ellis).

Mouse brain cells rapidly recover after Alzheimer's plaques are cleared: "Brain cells in a mouse model of Alzheimer's disease have surprised scientists with their ability to recuperate after the disorder's characteristic brain plaques are removed." Awesome (thanks, f00dave)!