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Today was my first day on the phones at work. I took calls all day. I think I wore out my face with all the talking, but there was still enough of me left over for kung fu. In fact, I think I did better tonight than I have in a month or so. I did the best gung gee I've done in months. I also worked with two newbies, and got them straightened out quite a bit. I like working with beginners. Maybe it's because it makes my kung fu feel stronger in comparison. Ha!
I called up the other kung fu instructor today. He teaches Shaolin and Wing Chun, so I'll be checking out his class next week, if all goes as planned. Lots of people from my kwoon are expecting a full report, of course.
And now to empty out the various links clogging up my poor computer....
A Little Pregnant: Remember all those preemie dolls that were all the rage? Well, this one seems more accurate than those.
Buttocks Tell a Lot of a Person's Sexuality and Tempter (sic): According to this, I'm strong, persistent, and enduring in bed. Yeah, that's true. Especially when I'm asleep (thanks, Benoit)!
Best Kung Fu Fight--Ever!: Ok, maybe not, but it's weird as hell!
Calvin and Hobbes Snowman Massacre: Watch as a modern classic is brought to life.
Ugly Toe Pics: Yup. Those sure are ugly. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
longpig need not click here.
Absorbshun: "Does Your Sex Life Suffer Because Of Excess Vaginal Wetness?" Yeah. Sex is better when skin gets pulled off, for sure (possibly NSFW, depending on your embarassment factor!).
Preserved Squirrel Genitals: You can buy anything on eBay.
Hostess Twinkies Sushi: I think real sushi is healthier for you, but these are pretty darned cute.
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:14 am (UTC)From:Fixed....
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:30 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-26 03:39 am (UTC)From:(pssssttt....What does one DO with squirrel genitals??)
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:43 am (UTC)From:I believe this is a moment when you should really consider if you REALLY want an answer to that question...
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:45 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-26 04:23 am (UTC)From:Er...
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Date: 2005-01-26 04:47 am (UTC)From:Someone remind me that if a lunch invitation is issued by amadruadaboleyn to politely decline???
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:52 am (UTC)From:time while taking calls!
At first I read Absorbshun as Abortshun.
Ugh.
I think the first step Cynthia Koss should
take in achieving a better sexlife would not
be to get rid of vaginal moisture, but to
get a new hairstyle and glasses.
I wonder if they tried Kegels?
I don't think using the word "shun" in any
product is a good marketing strategy.
But that Scott guy sure is attractive. No
wonder Cynthia gets so lubricious!
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:52 am (UTC)From:Scary...
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Date: 2005-01-26 03:53 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-26 03:55 am (UTC)From:"What are the ingredients of AbsorbShun natural powder (Anp)?
Anp is made from the finely pulverized cells of an unmodified, naturally occurring maize plant."
Corn-starch.. Works good to cut down on the viscosity of your gravy, as well. :)
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Date: 2005-01-26 04:49 am (UTC)From: