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When I was about eight years old, I had a crush on the nextdoor neighbours' grandson. His name was Quentin, and he was really nice. He had freckles and brown hair, and he liked to go fishing. One day, he asked me to go fishing with him, and so I did. We went down to the fishing hole at the bottom of the hill, and while he cast into the stream, I sat on a rock and conversed with him.
I really enjoyed his company. I enjoyed it a lot. In fact, I enjoyed his company so much that I ignored the warning signs my bladder was giving me. I desperately had to pee, but I didn't want to leave his side and miss out on even a minute of his fabulous company. So I pissed my pants.
Then I spent the rest of our time together standing downwind and interposing boulders between the two of us so he couldn't see or smell the wet mark of my shame on the crotch of my pants.
When I got home, Mom chastised me. "Why did you pee your pants?"
"Because I wanted to keep talking with Quentin," I wailed.
"Oh. I'm sure that impressed him."
Oddly enough, I hadn't thought of it that way. I don't think I ever saw him again. I wonder if it had anything to do with my incontinent social retardation....
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Date: 2005-01-31 08:15 am (UTC)From:I've read your posts on the Bellydance community and recently added you to my friends list. I hope that's okay. It's nice to read posts from another Canadian Belly Dancer way on the other side of the country. (I'm in Vancouver).
Anyhow, I loved this story because it's something I would totally do. When I was four I peed in the Beaver Lumber store in one of the display toliets. I was really fascinated by the doorbell section and didn't want to go to find my mom to take me to the toilets and be away from the doorbells too long. The display toliets were close and I didn't know the difference....
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:27 pm (UTC)From:I've never peed in the display toilets, however, I was tempted to do so. Hee!
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Date: 2005-01-31 02:59 pm (UTC)From:(Okay, it's probably a very effective method for some people out there, and I'm sure they have a website, but still...)
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Date: 2005-01-31 03:27 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 03:47 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 06:27 am (UTC)From:this story. :-P
I was once so excited about watching some
new fish I got for the aquarium that I
poo'd in my pants!