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If I were unfettered by the ever-tightening chains of poverty and gave way to the consumerist ways of my society, I would purchase all of these things:
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A D&D Toilet Seat: Check this thing out! Holy moley (thanks, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
snowy_kathryn)!
Personalized Figures: The narcissist in me
desperately craves a ShanMonster action figure (thanks tlatoani).
Also, the aforementioned whorish gown isn't nearly so bad when it's worn
correctly (thanks wushi). Mary Gonzalez points out some other dresses sold
by the same shop which are horrible for other reasons, though (Rainbow Brite overload, pastel surprise, and the 70s stole tore the side off this
dress).
Last night, I went to my parents' place for a traditional Newfie jigs dinner (recipe here). We sat in the livingroom and watched Operation Petticoat as we ate, and then finished off by watching America's Funniest Home Videos, most of which weren't funny at all. I was mightily disturbed by the programme. At one point, the host said, "Experts say you should spend more time reading than watching TV. Well, read my lips." And then he mouthed "Watch more TV."
The wrongness of the moment was overwhelming. This was the first time I'd sat and watched television in about a month, and I hope it's the last for about as long. Yikes, I say. Yikes.
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Date: 2005-01-31 06:27 pm (UTC)From:My NFLD relatives dropped by for a visit and made a version of their Jig's dinner, but they put split peas in cheesecloth and cooked it with the dinner. It was served as a "side" dish; mushy and very very tasty, it was. For the life of me, I can't remember was they called it...
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Date: 2005-01-31 06:45 pm (UTC)From:BTW, would you be up for a trip to the gym tomorrow before work? We could watch Zombie vs. Vampire, too, perhaps.
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Date: 2005-01-31 06:51 pm (UTC)From:What outfits should we get? Belly dancer for sure. Kung Fu fighter, with weapons? Figure model (I guess that comes with it for free ;-)
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Date: 2005-02-01 03:07 am (UTC)From:As for the dresses I WHOA. OW. BLIND.
I love your link dumps.