Back in the Land of the Living

[shanmonster]

After about eleven hours of sleep, I'm feeling better, but still not back to normal. At least my head has stopped hurting. I'm still debating whether or not to go to the gym. I may stay at home and do some yoga instead, before going to work.

In the meantime, here are a few links which twigged me.

Rapture Ready: I'm still unsure whether or not this is a parody. If not, the writer is a loony. I'm particularly fond of God's Hidden Messages in Music Lyrics Parts One and two. It's like the opposite of backmasking!

Le Petomane: The main attraction at Moulin Rouge wasn't a proto-Nicole Kidman. It was a man with an amazing anus (NSFW due to nudey banners).

Introducing Million'z A'Dolla'z: Someone named their baby this.

Car vs. Telephone Wires in Texas: Telephone wires are strong! And whoever the driver was, s/he was in an allfired hurry to get somewhere!

Sask. town wants its $10,000 tsunami donation back: The $10,000 was given to the Red Cross, and then they asked for it back because they decided their town's fireworks fund was more important than emergency relief funding. Classy.

My Silicone Heroes: NSFW. This is the male equivalent of 56EEE breast implants (thanks, Daze Reader).

Einstein, the Brainy Bird: This bird knows more tricks than I do (thanks, Dead Corpse).

The Return of Hobbes: Tyler of Fight Club is the reincarnation of Hobbes (from Calvin and Hobbes). I'm sure I linked to this a year or so ago, but I'd like to read it again.

Peru's Rare 'Mermaid' Baby to Have Risky Surgery: "A Peruvian baby dubbed the 'Little Mermaid' because she was born with a rare condition in which her legs are fused, will have surgery this month to try to separate them, doctors said." I'm always amazed at the creative nature of disease and deformation.

Queer Beer: I'll bet the commercials for this one are a bit different from the norm.

Pistons' Hamilton heads up tire ad: "Goodyear pays Detroit star to wear his hairstyle like its automobile tread" (thanks, Benoit).

Fear rabbi gave tots herpes: Before this, I'd never heard of oral circumcision. It doesn't seem the most hygienic or health-conscious of practices.

By now, you've probably heard about So-called U.S. hostage appears to be toy. Well, here's the real story.

Glacegeneve: Holy crap! Check out the ice storm photos from Switzerland (thanks, Suzanne).

Competition at the Gym: Sometimes working out is like drag racing.

I've decided. I'm doing yoga.

Comments

[daughty.livejournal.com]

LOL! Why didn't I listen to you? those silicone pics were so icky icky ewwww!

I like Le Petomane, though ;)

[kamomil.livejournal.com]

[quote]Fear rabbi gave tots herpes: Before this, I'd never heard of oral circumcision. It doesn't seem the most hygienic or health-conscious of practices.[/quote]
That is SOOO nasty. Those poor parents must be devastated.

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

Well, you have to remember that the "poor parents" signed the kid up for this. You don't get into Orthodox practices by accident.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

My thoughts, exactly.

Still, I have recurring horrific thoughts of blood-flavoured chewing gum. Ew.

[kamomil.livejournal.com]

Well not that I want to defend any type of circumcision for a non-medical reason, but I'm pretty sure the parents didn't bargain for their kid getting herpes from it.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Undoubtably. It's not the sort of thing most people would want as a birthday gift.

[kimberlove.livejournal.com]

What kind of yoga do you do? <3

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I ended up doing none today, alas. But I like Ashtanga the best.

[kimberlove.livejournal.com]

Iyengar is my favorite, but I think that is primarily because it's the type I have had the most exposure to... I am currently enrolled in an Ashtanga course though. :o)