Between Calls

[shanmonster]

On my lunch break, I found the following snippet in the Globe and Mail:

At the recent Sundance Film Festival, writes Tucker Malarkey in the San Francisco Chronicle, Lena Herzog, wife of German director Werner Herzog, described an agreement between television's two nature giants: National Geographic and the Discovery Channel.

"When showing two animals mating, show no more than three thrusts. 'Three!' Lena cries, incensed. 'Now they are censoring the animals! And,' she continues in the hushed tones of a spy, 'in the last year we noticed the thrusts have been reduced to one. One thrust!' 'It's Bush,' Werner Herzog mutters. 'It's appalling,' Lena continues. 'No wonder American women are frustrated. What's worse is that no one has said anything--not a single word.'"

Everyone at work who heard about my stolen yoghourt incident was appalled beyond what I expected. Signs are being printed up reminding people to eat their own bloody food, and not anyone else's. Watch out, food burgler. You are not a popular person. A lynching wouldn't surprise me.

Comments

[threemilechild.livejournal.com]

Well, they all have to protest bitterly over the stolen yoghurt, just to make it Very Clear They Didn't Do It.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I doubt any of those people did do it. I don't believe they were working during that fateful shift.