The Dream

[shanmonster]

I am being followed by an enormous ostrich head. It stares at me with implacable eyes. Every now and then, it opens its mouth. Instead of a tongue, it has a Tootsie Roll.

Comments

[f00dave.livejournal.com]

Deep question #4389087921342: if you'd french kissed the ostrich head, would it have tasted like ostrich or chocolate?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Paper. The tootsie roll was still wrapped.