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While on the eliptical trainer yesterday, I checked out some fitness magazine or another. In it was an advertisement for skin cream which claimed it would give you perfect skin. And what makes perfect skin? Apparently, the removal of pores. Personally, I think poreless skin would not look perfect, but freakish. When I look at the photoshopped faces of cover models, I don't think they look like real people, but like plastic dolls. Real skin has pores. There's nothing wrong with that, unless the pores are all clogged with gunk.

Work was absolutely insane last night due to a blizzard. We were shortstaffed because people couldn't get into work, so that meant the call volume was through the roof. I thought I was going to wear my face out by talking. I hope tonight is more relaxed. That was brutal.

And now for a few links....

[Biker chicks]

Hamster Porn: This is NSFW in a hamster sort of way.

On Google, Everybody Can Hear You Scream...: KHAAN!!!

Miss McDonald: I'd hit it.

Devil Hat: I want one (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] zeuberwench)!

Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers: It's raining hen, Hallelujah (thanks, Benoit)!

Become My Parents: You can buy anything on eBay, part 3058484.

Gayest Tattoo, Ever: NSFW.

Date: 2005-02-11 05:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] ltmurnau.livejournal.com
How could you live without pores?
You have holes in your skin for a reason.

Date: 2005-02-11 06:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] rachelbutoh.livejournal.com
your links are making me a big procrastinator.

Date: 2005-02-11 06:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] dskasak.livejournal.com
Wow, that tattoo may not age well since it's pretty hard to tattoo white ink.

Date: 2005-02-12 03:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] balthcat.livejournal.com
That's the least of his problems! Some day he's going to realise what a ridiculous tattoo that is! :D

Date: 2005-02-11 06:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] phil-in-a-box.livejournal.com
The little hamster-dance is pretty familiar. *chuckle* Of course it was only my mice who would breed; I've never been able to get my dwarf hamsters to. :^(

Date: 2005-02-11 11:05 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] water-of-fire.livejournal.com
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Miss MacDonald? Sick!

My boyfriend edits photographs for some of the Big Stupid Magazines, and he also does not know why they insist upon running photographs of people with no pores.
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Re: devil hat

Date: 2005-02-12 06:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
Cool! Unfortunately, I have no idea how to knit.

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