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The Happiness of the Katakuris: This looks like an interesting movie. I need to find it!

LAN Party: Check out the guy duct taped to the ceiling.

Protest as harassment: If you blink, you might miss your freedom being stripped away.

The Tampon Menstrual Pad: Ugh! Get a Keeper or DivaCup, please!

The Lighter Side of Trach Life: Fun with tracheotomies.

Charles & Camilla Caught As Bush Gay Marriage Attack Spreads To Heteros: "The Bush Administration's attacks on same-sex marriage have now been expanded to include unmarried heterosexuals and divorced people - resulting on a ban of Camilla Parker Bowles from the White House. The Administration is pushing its traditional marriage initiative aimed at keeping straight families from breaking up and banning gay marriage." Is this for real? If so, they'd better remove any divorcées, adulterers, and fornicators from office. But who would be left?

God Hates Fags' Take on the Tsunami: It was all the fags' fault, of course. And Fred Phelps and crew are supposed to be picketing tsunami survivors in Phuket. What a bunch of sweeties (thanks, Doyce).

International Passport's Record Bureau: " Welcome to the World Passport Record Bureau web site - where you can search our online database. We have over 6 Billion Passports currently on file, absolutely FREE!"

Baby Got Book: The Christian remix of the famous Sir Mixalot song.

Pet cat shot by police in bizarre ordeal: What do you suppose made kitty snap?

China Shrink Cream: "Can be used for loose vaginal muscles. Five minutes after application, the vagina will tighten and maintain its tightness for a period of 24 hours." Eee. What's in this shit?

Nasty, Nasty Clients!: "While I think most piercers have ran across the occasional hedge that needs to be trimmed, or butt-crack that needs a good washing, the worst hygiene problem I’ve encountered was a session during a hood piercing. Once she was on the table and went to go spread her legs, I got a blast of a smell that nearly floored me, but the visual was the worst part. This stringy white and yellow shit was all over her cooter, and as she spread her legs, it stretched like a spider web. It was nasty. Stinky crotch goo."

Cool Juggling: This guy is pretty good!

Insane Base Jumping: Watch this guy fly down a mountain.

Now, give us a kiss....

[Mwah!]