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Things are finally getting back to normal. I resume my night shifts today, and I'll be able to go back to my regular kung fu classes on Tuesday. Because I worked a day shift yesterday, it meant I was able to go to kung fu last night. I'm not surprised I've become soft over the last month. My horse stance sucks, and I've lost flexibility. I pulled a muscle deep within my inner thigh while doing crescent kicks. This made the rest of the class difficult, especially when it came time to do side splits. Yeowch. And then my left foot started cramping up on me. Joy! I had a great laugh out of the pushup portion of the class. Sifu Danny had us doing many variations of pushups. They consisted of me lying on the floor with my hands in various positions while vibrating with the strain of trying to raise my torso. I felt like a half-paralyzed worm, and it made me laugh until the people around me were also laughing at my feeble efforts.
The night before, I got to go downhill skiing. I was aiming for being able to bomb the whole way down the intermediate slope, but I still need more practice. I was able to do it last year, but I seem to have lost a bit of skill. It's hard to progress when I can only go skiing once or twice a year.
Last night, after kung fu, I returned home and watched Anacondas - The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. I was hoping for the same sort of goodbad of its predecessor. Unfortunately, Anacondas is just horrid. It's so bad it's bad, not funny. And there weren't even any boobies!
I need to watch some good movies to cleanse my palate.
In the meantime, I must clear out my browser tabs. My computer is reluctant to do anything with all the craziness I have opened.
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Check out some of the horrific dance costumes I have found:
Tired of wearing a costume and after one shimmy, your beads are flying off?: With this costume, the beads might not fly off, but the skirt will, and then your breasts will inflate.
After years and years of fighting the stereotype of Middle Eastern dancers wearing gems in their navels, we now end up with this. Yikes!
Pink and Orange Dance Costume: It's looks like a Chinese New Year lion.
Pretty in pink: Jesus.
Really classy: Floorwork is all about turning your body into a table.
Belly Up: Oh dear. Dolphina (she of the really bad belly dance instructional videos) talks about how belly dance is all about the sex0r. Perhaps I should write an article about how karate is all about sex, too.
Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening Says Incident A Misunderstanding: Writing zombies stories is a felony.
Boy has thumbs built from fingers: "A four-year-old boy has had thumbs created by plastic surgeons after he was born with a rare genetic disorder."
Meet the criminal mastermind who plans to go whale-hunting in Utah: It's a new sort of tourism.
Base London: An odd, possibly NSFW commercial.
Sacfree: Crotchless underwear for men (NSFW) (thanks, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
balthcat).
German wants to build corpse art factory: Why does this make me think of Andy Warhol?
Torn by a Mime: I'm already torn (thanks, Devin).
handicapped pro-wrestling, Dog legs: The Japanese are so weird.
Just in: I received the following email from MTV. Americans are weird, too.
I am working on an mtv show called 'Dirty Sanchez'. We are going to Germany in April to film one of the episodes of this third series, and the theme of this show is torture and mind control. We are looking to recreate some mind control and or torture techniques on our group of presenters. We would like a good location, expert and materials to do this. Do you think you might be able to help in any way?
If you can let me know, and i'll give you more details about the show.
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Date: 2005-03-04 05:26 pm (UTC)From:Anyway, weird links, again. Those costumes are truly horrible! And, are those sacfree undies for real? My boyfriend doesn't think so, but, y'know, Germans are weird..
anacondas
Date: 2005-03-04 06:47 pm (UTC)From:Exploding snake
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Date: 2005-03-04 06:49 pm (UTC)From:Thank you! =)
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Date: 2005-03-04 11:03 pm (UTC)From:that anal jewelry stuff.
Maybe I need to order some Sacfrees.
The best suggestion I've heard yet was
a snood for my balls.
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