Ooooh...

[shanmonster]

If I sit very still, it's not so bad. But I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating or not. Tell me, is this really happening (NSFW)?

And now for more weirdness:

Substitute Texas High School Teacher Fired After Students Shown Photos of Her Having Sex: What was she thinking (thanks, Lilsprout)?

Cat Survives 10-Mile Trip on Top of Car: Cats like extreme sports, too (thanks, Doyce).

Chimps critically injure sanctuary visitor: Shades of 28 Days Later....

Four babies and a criminal trial: "Four Bangladeshi infants have appeared in court in their parents' arms accused of looting and causing criminal damage." Kids these days (thanks, hellsphreak).

Mystery of canine ‘suicides’ at eerie bridge: A bizarre story of suicidal dogs (thanks, Neil Gaiman).

Modest Apparel Christian Clothing Lydia of Purple Dresses Custom Sewing: What a crazy URL. And what homely frocks (thanks, angelvomit).

Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories: "Have you ever stopped to think how lucky God was to have the help of Spider-Man?" No, I can't say that I have.

Comments

[crasch.livejournal.com]

If I sit very still, it's not so bad. But I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating or not.

Well, how do you get dressed in the morning?

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

I prefer red lipstick.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

What the HELL is the context of that
lipstick video with the crazy Diamanda
Galas homonculous?! That's the least
unsexy nudity I've seen in a while!

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

It might be, but I can't be certain.