I'm a sentient grain of wild rice and I am secreted from the nipple of a calico cat. I rest on the cat's skin among the fur and look around. The cat's belly pulses with her breathing. Something pulls me along and sticks me to her butt. I book hotel rooms for various people, and then I wake up.
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Date: 2005-04-13 03:46 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 03:55 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 04:07 pm (UTC)From:LOL...I have some bizarre dreams too, but this one, I think, takes the cake!
*goes off to contemplate being sentient rice*
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Date: 2005-04-13 04:29 pm (UTC)From:Keep an eye on my journal today -- my co-worker and I found some very funny/weird links you might be interested in, and I'll post them in my journal.