shanmonster: (Spasmolytic)
I'm a sentient grain of wild rice and I am secreted from the nipple of a calico cat. I rest on the cat's skin among the fur and look around. The cat's belly pulses with her breathing. Something pulls me along and sticks me to her butt. I book hotel rooms for various people, and then I wake up.

Date: 2005-04-13 03:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] minstrel70.livejournal.com
The products of your sleeping brain frighten me a little...

Date: 2005-04-13 03:55 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] shanmonster.livejournal.com
They scare me, too.

Date: 2005-04-13 04:07 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] babygirl4brett.livejournal.com
Ummmm....Wow. Thank you for sharing, Shan. That was....erm....frightening?
LOL...I have some bizarre dreams too, but this one, I think, takes the cake!
*goes off to contemplate being sentient rice*

Date: 2005-04-13 04:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] tobysionann.livejournal.com
That was truly bizarre.
Keep an eye on my journal today -- my co-worker and I found some very funny/weird links you might be interested in, and I'll post them in my journal.

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