shanmonster | Another Interview

This time, Pretentia is the giver of tricky questions. Here are my responses....

1. What is your favorite bible story and why?

Oh dear. I don't know how to limit myself to just one. Today, I'm kind of fond of the bad girls go wild sort of story, though. I like how Jael killed the dude with a tent peg to the ear. I also like how Japtheh's (I'm sure I spelled that wrong) daughter went on a wild and crazy virgin party before she was sacrificed to Yahweh. Women are so rarely made a fuss of in the Bible that when it happens, I'm all ears. I'm also fond of the story where Aaron makes an axe head swim through water, because no one else seems to recall that one.

2. Your partner opts for a sex change, what is your reaction?

Incredulity. Seriously, it sounds like a bad joke, to me. But if f00 really and truly wanted a sex change, I'd make him/her go in for psychiatric evaluation. This is not the sort of thing s/he would spring on me, all of a sudden. Something would definitely be very wrong. He likes his dick!

3. Someone asks you to put teeth in you vagina in the name of art. Do you do it? why/why not?

That really depends on who the person is, whose teeth they are, the state of my vagina, and what sort of art would be produced. I wouldn't do it for a stranger, or even an acquaintance. I wouldn't do it with unknown teeth (who knows where those things have been?). I wouldn't do it if I had some sort of yeast infection or urinary tract infection. And I wouldn't do it for a porn site, Vivid Video, or a spank mag. It would also depend highly on my mood that day. If I was feeling very adventurous, the answer is a very definite maybe.

4. You die and are reincarnated as your choice of either a pigeon, a chinchilla, or an aardvark. What do you choose and why?

I think I'd choose an aardvark, just because I know the least about them. It would be a great opportunity to learn more about these weird critters. They eat ants, right?

5. Which is better, to be unable to cool down or unable to get warmed up?

This really depends on temperature extremes. For instance, I'd rather be a bit too sweaty than be exposed to forty-below weather. Conversely, I'd rather be a bit chilly than be drenched with sweaty backs of knees and have perspiration in my eyes during a forty degree heat wave. In extremity, one is as bad as the other.

But if it was a matter of smaller discomfort, I'd choose being too cold. At least I can think and function relatively normally when I'm too cold. When I'm overheated, my brain and body shut down.