shanmonster | I'm such a liar

When a customer told me she would be spending the day playing golf, I said, "Oh! That sounds like fun!"

I almost believed myself.

Yesterday, a politician called to book a room and he preached at me, born-again conservative style, about how the old system had to be thrown out and a new one brought in. I remained neutral, and eventually switched the chit-chat over to safer topics, like New Brunswick geography.

I did a good job pretending not to hate politics.

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I attended a "surprise" bridal brunch this morning. The truth is,

snowy_kathryn knew all about it. But everyone else thought it was a surprise, so I didn't ruin it for them. The food was veddy veddy good. But now my tummy is empty again, and I don't have my lunch break for another hour. Can I hold out? We shall see.

Last night, I watched Spider. It wasn't a typical Cronenberg flick. There were no guns made of meat. However, Ralph Fiennes' horrific fingernails supplied enough squick to compensate. Yikes! I really enjoyed the film, but I think it would be too slow-paced for most viewers. If you're in the mood to see languid suspense from the point of view of an absolutely fuckered Ralph Fiennes, this is your film.

I heart Ralph Fiennes. He's still on my list of hotties.

Despite those horrific fingernails.