Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful

[shanmonster]

Neither f00dave nor I slept well last night. I kept waking up from bad dreams. In one of them, one of my kung fu instructors suddenly jammed his thumb up my arse. Ack! Where the hell did that come from?

I've initiated the daunting task of getting gorgeous for the wedding. So far, I've finished my costume, showered, shaved my shaggy bits, snipped and tweezed my eyebrows into submission, waxed my nose (that's what those Bioré strips do, as far as I'm concerned), and washed and brushed my hair. Next up on the list is a fullscale invasion of my face where I plaster it with some sort of avocado mud masque, then rinse and moisturize the fuck out of it. I'm going to check to see if I want to wear the gauntlets with my costume or not, and then I'm off to the salon for some sort of updo. After that comes the dressing up and the careful application of makeup.

It's so much easier to be a slob.

I still need to wrap snowy_kathryn's present. And at some point, I also have to clean up the unholy mess I've made in the livingroom from my costuming extravaganza. But now, I eat my Red River cereal and relax.

Comments

[ladyiolanthe.livejournal.com]

I am cooking Red River Cereal even as I type this. ^-^ I like it with chocolate chips dropped on after it's done. Mmmmmm...

[twopiearr.livejournal.com]

In one of them, one of my kung fu instructors suddenly jammed his thumb up my arse. Ack! Where the hell did that come from?

Too much south park, maybe?

[ltmurnau.livejournal.com]

In Connecticut, that would mean you're married now.

[zombienought.livejournal.com]

Thumb up your bum? Are you sure you were
not reading this:

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

Exactly. KAAANNNCHOOOO!!!! (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html)

[vureoelt.livejournal.com]

Clearly, it's all your fault then. :)