Too Many Links, Too Little Time

[shanmonster]

Link dump time!

Tarzan Rubberband: Strangely compelling music video. The end eats my brain.

25-pound tumor wrested from Berkeley man's liver: It would have been more exciting if the word used had been "wrestled" instead of "wrested," still, I'm fond of the line "It looked like a 20-pound turkey sitting in there."

The Traffic Cone Preservation Society: Right (thanks, Erin).

NLT Metal Bible - Cross Design: Is it just me, or is this reminiscent of Madonna's Sex?

Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs: Freedom of religion, as long as it teaches about Gawd.

Chicken that crossed the road gets out of jaywalking ticket: What happens when there aren't any real crimes to fight. I can't imagine Batman collaring a chicken.

Modified Penis: Definitely NSFW. Willy owner inserts a vibrator and other geegaws into his wiener. Sexy it is not.

The Beta Phallic Logo Awards: Bad graphic design, or just pervy viewers? You be the judge.